Silly Sex Laws

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Silly Sex Laws
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Tue, 04-05-2011 - 3:42pm

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. As it should be!

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. You go girl. Put your foot down.

Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. Hmmm, maybe if you also are drinking beer no one would have to know.

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) Good. So, next time you're in Bozeman, go to any yard, do the deed, but keep your socks on.

In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds! Hmmm, are there cameras in these rooms? How would anyone know? I guess there's always the bathroom, or the balcony, if there is one.

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.



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Tue, 04-05-2011 - 4:00pm

A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.

Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
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Tue, 04-05-2011 - 5:48pm

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. As it should be!

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Tue, 04-05-2011 - 5:50pm

All you have to do is name one of these spots and a time, these laws need to be tested!!

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Registered: 03-06-2011
Tue, 04-05-2011 - 8:13pm

Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.

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Wed, 04-06-2011 - 7:58am

LMAO.... Of course. ;)



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Wed, 04-06-2011 - 8:08am
I do not like government butting in on two legal consented adults and their activities.
Born to Live.

 

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Wed, 04-06-2011 - 10:13pm

Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio -- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

Mrs P

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Mon, 04-11-2011 - 2:38pm

LOL That's what I thought too

Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
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Mon, 04-11-2011 - 5:00pm

For us Country Boys theirs a song out about why we by new boots!

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Tue, 04-12-2011 - 3:32pm

lol



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