The Stage is set! It's HUMPDAY!

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The Stage is set! It's HUMPDAY!
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Wed, 11-14-2007 - 8:59am
Grab a mic... tell a joke.. a humerous story....

Wake it, shake it Mony

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Registered: 03-09-2005
Wed, 11-14-2007 - 9:25am

In the words of the Black Eyed Peas, "Let's get it started...."


A lady walks into a Mercedes dealership.

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Registered: 10-28-2006
Wed, 11-14-2007 - 9:40am

I rear-ended a car this morning...right then and there, I knew it was going to be a really bad day!
When the driver got out of his car, I realized he was a dwarf.
He looked up at me and said, "I am not happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

And that's how the fight started...

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Registered: 11-13-2006
Wed, 11-14-2007 - 10:26am

This one is just for you Hers!


Male assertiveness


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Wed, 11-14-2007 - 10:36am
LMAO!
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Registered: 11-13-2006
Wed, 11-14-2007 - 10:39am
i kinda thought you might
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Wed, 11-14-2007 - 10:43am
THAT was funny!

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Wake it, shake it Mony

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Wed, 11-14-2007 - 10:44am

Wake it, shake it Mony

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Registered: 10-15-2006
Wed, 11-14-2007 - 10:48am

Good Morning E!


If I may.....


A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers: "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me"

She responds: "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull in to the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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Join me in a toast to a life well lived.....


"There is no passion to be found in playing small - in settling for a life that is less than what you are capable of living." - Nelson Mandela

Mrs P

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Registered: 10-24-2006
Wed, 11-14-2007 - 11:05am
THAT was really funny lol lol

Wake it, shake it Mony

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Registered: 10-28-2006
Wed, 11-14-2007 - 11:16am
My side hurts!

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