Venus/Mars Thing

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Venus/Mars Thing
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Mon, 08-25-2008 - 8:03am
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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Registered: 08-13-2008
Mon, 08-25-2008 - 8:18am
Morning! Tee hee- thanks for the laugh...loved the one about married women being heavier than single women...lol.
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aalisig
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Mon, 08-25-2008 - 8:26am

You're welcome! :-)

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Mon, 08-25-2008 - 9:00am
LOL - thanks for the giggle there donald!
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Mon, 08-25-2008 - 9:29am
good morning. Nice laugh this early. thanks.
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Mon, 08-25-2008 - 10:00am
I'll say it again... I love these..

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Registered: 08-03-2008
Mon, 08-25-2008 - 10:28pm
Thanks for the laugh at the end of a long day

                 

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Registered: 04-20-2008
Mon, 08-25-2008 - 10:50pm

You're welcome!


DD

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Mon, 08-25-2008 - 10:51pm
Nice sense of humor Donald!
















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Hold fast your dreams, within your heart,


keep one still, secret spot


where dreams may go


Mrs P

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Mon, 08-25-2008 - 10:55pm

What's life without it? :-))


DD

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