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| Wed, 01-09-2008 - 11:01am |
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food. And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of

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LMAO!
How 'bout this one...
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Medical Director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,
as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news."
"The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses." "The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom.
LOL - Good ones - both of them.
Fred
I am doing really well!
Mmmm, brisket sounds delicious. Go out and buy one! I wish I could be there for dinner.
Thank you. It's my favorite color in case you hadn't that figured out....
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