worst sex

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Registered: 07-03-2006
worst sex
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Tue, 05-22-2012 - 11:55pm
What was the worst sex you ever had?

Mine was with a woman who was a 10 in looks and a zero in bed. She pretty much laid there as she did not want to get sweaty. Also did not want to smudge her makeup and was fixing her hair all the time. She called me a few days later to get together again. I turned her down.

 


 


 


 


 

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Registered: 02-26-2011
In reply to: willy56308
Sun, 06-10-2012 - 12:18am

In 1996, I was divorced only two years and since I'd been a virgin when I wed, I didn't have much experience yet.  I didn't know this kind of dreadful sexuality was possible.

I was dating the much-lauded president of a television network who shall go unnamed, because he's with a different network now but does the same job.  At the conclusion of maybe our third or fourth date, I brought him home.  He took off and folded his clothes neatly, then laid down on my bed on his back, folded his arms behind his head and just laid there.  He said, "Do what you want with it."  It wasn't all that impressive an "it", among other things. 

Uh....

I did several things, but he never changed position.  At all.  Didn't touch me, didn't move, didn't anything except lie there with an erection.  Then, poof! It was over.  He instantly got up, took a shower, kissed me chastely and left.  And called me the next day to tell me that was one of the best times he's had and when can he see me again.... 

Unbelievably, i met him at a cocktail party last year after having not seen nor spoken to him since that awful time in 1996.  Turns out, we have a mutual friend!  He took my elbow, led me to a corner of the room and said, "I've thought back on that afternoon so many times!  Let's get together tonight.  Are you in this hotel?"  

I am SURE he must have himself confused with someone else....