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| Mon, 05-29-2006 - 8:10am |
i know if I cant's understand it because i've been up for the past 20 hours or not.
but... I read the article "The Trick to Meeting Guys "
and i was confused about this advice bullet:
"4. If you ever want to hear ''I do,'' you have to say a few ''I don'ts.'' The harder you are to win sexually, the bigger your estimated prize value. Yes, unfortunately, even in this modern age, no man wants to belong to a club that has touched it's member. It's the ol' Dr. Ejaculate/Mr. Hide Syndrome. So always adhere to the three-date-minimum rule for sex. And keep in mind that men have a three-date maximum. Note: to enhance sexual willpower, don't shave armpits or legs for a few days before a date with a hunky guy ... unless he's European."
and i was wondering if somone could explain (mainly these points):
*Yes, unfortunately, even in this modern age, no man wants to belong to a club that has touched it's member.
*three-date-minimum rule for sex. And keep in mind that men have a three-date maximum.

<<*Yes, unfortunately, even in this modern age, no man wants to belong to a club that has touched it's member.>> That makes no sense to me.
<<*three-date-minimum rule for sex. And keep in mind that men have a three-date maximum.>> So, initially, the article says you basically have to play hard to get or you'll miss out, but then it says if you don't have sex on the third date you'll miss out. So which is it?
And honestly, if people need to resort to not shaving in order to have some willpower not to have sex, there's something wrong.
I like to think that I can think for myself. I certainly don't subscribe to 'one set of rules fits all', which is what articles like this would have you believe.
This is why I don't read magazines.