Furry man has stolen my heart. HELP:!
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Furry man has stolen my heart. HELP:!
| Sat, 10-23-2004 - 9:03pm |
Ok, this is retarded and shallow. I know it, so you don't have to tell me.
I've been dating a great new guy for little over a month now. He's absolutely wonderful -- sweet, charming, funny, generous and an amazing lover. There is only one problem. OMG he is soooooo hairy. I am not one of those women who wants a man to be smooth as a baby's bottom, but come on! I can deal with the chest hair, leg, arms, etc. But he's got hairy shoulders and the top portion of his back. AND it's BLACK! I'm cringing as I type it even. I don't know what to do/say about it. I don't want to say "hey sasquatch, could ya wax or something?" I would rather die than make him feel insecure or unattractive. Especially since he's so flattering and complimentary to me and oblivious to my own physical flaws. I know I should appreciate him for who he is, fuzz and all, but good lord. I don't want to lose/ruin what may be an amazing relationship over some fur. Is there anything I can do?
I've been dating a great new guy for little over a month now. He's absolutely wonderful -- sweet, charming, funny, generous and an amazing lover. There is only one problem. OMG he is soooooo hairy. I am not one of those women who wants a man to be smooth as a baby's bottom, but come on! I can deal with the chest hair, leg, arms, etc. But he's got hairy shoulders and the top portion of his back. AND it's BLACK! I'm cringing as I type it even. I don't know what to do/say about it. I don't want to say "hey sasquatch, could ya wax or something?" I would rather die than make him feel insecure or unattractive. Especially since he's so flattering and complimentary to me and oblivious to my own physical flaws. I know I should appreciate him for who he is, fuzz and all, but good lord. I don't want to lose/ruin what may be an amazing relationship over some fur. Is there anything I can do?

Buy 2 or 3 tubes of NAIR....the hair-removal cream. The next time the two of you get really passionate, you can always tell SASQUATCH that you want to give him a FULL BODY MASSAGE and that he's not permitted to move until you're finished!
Apply the cream only to the areas that REALLY bother you! But be sure you have a couple of large towels handy after you're done...the bed is probably gonna be very...err...black! :)
Pianoguy
C'mon, there has to been some women with fuzzy guys at home that can help me!