what kind of apple are you
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| Sat, 05-15-2004 - 12:38pm |
Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along - the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the
top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples - even those who have
already been picked! And remember ... Men are like a fine wine. They
start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with ...

You just cited the reason why MANY MEN won't bother to reach for the apples on the upper most part of the tree! Oftentimes, a man will either end up falling to the ground trying to pick (or grab) you---or if he succeeds---YOU COULD EVENTUALLY STOMP HIM TO DEATH (figuratively speaking of course)!
What kind of a life is that???
Especially when many of us would prefer to enjoy 'the fruits of our labors' by sharing them...with a warm slice of apple pie (a.k.a. a loving, understanding, passionate woman) at the end of every day?
Pianoguy