what kind of apple are you

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-26-2003
what kind of apple are you
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Sat, 05-15-2004 - 12:38pm
I got this joke that I thought to share with this board...

Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the

tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are

afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten

apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to

come along - the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the

top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples - even those who have

already been picked! And remember ... Men are like a fine wine. They

start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of

them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with ...

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-26-2003
Sat, 05-15-2004 - 12:52pm
downbythebay...

You just cited the reason why MANY MEN won't bother to reach for the apples on the upper most part of the tree! Oftentimes, a man will either end up falling to the ground trying to pick (or grab) you---or if he succeeds---YOU COULD EVENTUALLY STOMP HIM TO DEATH (figuratively speaking of course)!

What kind of a life is that???

Especially when many of us would prefer to enjoy 'the fruits of our labors' by sharing them...with a warm slice of apple pie (a.k.a. a loving, understanding, passionate woman) at the end of every day?

Pianoguy