You know you're on a bad date when he thanks you for giving him your real phone number, instead of the number for Dial-a-Prayer, like a previous girl he liked did. You know for sure he was a good one to drop when you run into a friend a year later, start talking about bad dates and she describes a blind date her sister went on, and how her sister came home after twenty minutes having told the date she had suddenly gotten a blinding headache. She gives more details of the guy and you suddenly ask "Was his name N*** C********????" and she says, "Yes, how did you know???".All of the above is true and happened to me a loooong time ago, lol.Thanks, Carla, I had totally forgotten about that guy. ROFL!
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... the cops suddenly arrive, pointing guns at you both and yelling at you to "Put your hands up!"
... you sit down at the table in the restaurant your date picked and he says, "Wow, this is really a nice place. I hope you've got enough money to cover us both."
... you arrive at the restaurant to meet your date and he's got his hand on the waitress's tush while she's standing by him giggling.
You know you are on a bad date when he immediately starts talking about his ex-wife and then proceeds to tell you he lives in a camper with no running water in a friend's back yard, cause she took all he had.
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You know you're on a bad date when he asks the waiter why there is no Mogen David on the wine list.
You know you are on a bad date when............he takes his spoon with the handle side sticks it in his ear and scratches.
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You Know You're On A Bad Date When.....
... the cops suddenly arrive, pointing guns at you both and yelling at you to "Put your hands up!"
... you sit down at the table in the restaurant your date picked and he says, "Wow, this is really a nice place. I hope you've got enough money to cover us both."
... you arrive at the restaurant to meet your date and he's got his hand on the waitress's tush while she's standing by him giggling.
... your date, dressed in
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You know you are on a bad date when he immediately starts talking about his ex-wife and then proceeds to tell you he lives in a camper with no running water in a friend's back yard, cause she took all he had.
Too funny, what did you do?
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>>... your date, dressed in
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You know you're on a bad date when.......
. . .he pulls up on a scooter and hands you a helmet.
. . .he takes you to the restaurant and then says "You don't mind if my sister joins us, do you?"
. . .he says "You know you're so much more beautiful than the photos I have of you at home."
. . .his parole officer meets you both at the door.
. . .his mother is driving.
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. . .his mother is driving. ROFLMAO
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You know you're on a really bad date when you give him the number for Weight Watchers "Curb Your Urge", instead of yours.
You know you're on a really bad date when you keep wishing the girl at the bar would catch his eye so he would leave you to go bother her.
You know you're on a really bad date when you "suddenly have an emergency" 15 minutes after the date starts.
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