You Know You're On A Bad Date When.....

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You Know You're On A Bad Date When.....
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Fri, 08-08-2008 - 2:31am

Just for fun finish this sentence.


You know you're on a bad date when.......

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Mon, 08-11-2008 - 2:19pm
It's so sadly true, lol.


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Tue, 08-12-2008 - 4:07pm

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Thu, 08-14-2008 - 11:51am

You know you're on a bad date when....

1) he says in the midst of proposing "There will always be other women, but I'll always come home to you, baby."

2) he takes you home to make love to you...in the bathroom while his 2 and 4 YO nephews are banging on the bathroom door.

3) First date- he asks you if you have any money as you are on the way to the movies, then changes the movie he agreed to see AT THE TICKET BOOTH (was a love story now an R rated action comedy,) then when his movie was sold out agrees to let YOU pay for both tickets to the love story, only to walk out in the first five minutes and say he'll be back at 9 to pick you up. Then at 9:15 when the movie lets out he fusses because you were LATE. You get in the car and he's playing "My heart will go on" on REPEAT PLAY, and suddenly expects a makeout session!

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Thu, 08-14-2008 - 12:11pm

I should add that the repeat play function was not accidental- it was a cassette tape pre-recorded with ONLY "My Heart Will Go On" over and over and over.....

He is soooo sensitive to "what women want." ROFLOL (but not at the time.)

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Thu, 08-14-2008 - 1:11pm

You know you're on a bad date when you're about to go into the movie when 5 of your loud, rowdy girl-friends show up and go "HEY! We're going to the same movie! Lets sit together!" And talk loudly during the entire movie.

That happened to me, but it was fine cause the guy turned out to be someone I'd rather not be with...



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Thu, 08-14-2008 - 1:29pm

WHAT?????????


"3) First date- he asks you if you have any money as you are on the way to the movies, then changes the movie he agreed to see AT THE TICKET BOOTH (was a love story now an R rated action comedy,) then when his movie was sold out agrees to let YOU pay for both tickets to the love story, only to walk out in the first five minutes and say he'll be back at 9 to pick you up. Then at 9:15 when the movie lets out he fusses because you were LATE. You get in the car and he's playing "My heart will go on" on REPEAT PLAY, and suddenly expects a makeout session!"


You mean you were still there and took a ride home with him?

 

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Thu, 08-14-2008 - 1:38pm

You all have me laughing so hard my face hurts!!! What great stories!!!


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Thu, 08-14-2008 - 2:10pm

Well, this makes me more than a little nervous about dating again.

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Thu, 08-14-2008 - 4:36pm

I did get a ride home with him BUT

1) I didn't have another way home

2) I DID NOT make out with him, I almost rammed his head through the windshild, but I didn't make out. I actually almost threw up on him when he kissed me. I told him I was in love with his best friend (which was actually true) and to take me home. He said "What about dinner?" and I said "Was I going to have to pay for it?" "Yes, I don't have any money" and I said "Then take me home!!" As soon as I got back I called his best friend and told him what happened and he called him and chewed him out. :) The guy had the audacity to show up a few days later and I completely ignored him, even when he tried to talk to me. Then he brought a back up guy who I told "Your friend is a jerk, tell him I never want to see him again." and, I didn't. He was gone. yeah.

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Thu, 08-14-2008 - 7:10pm
You broke the first rule of dating, always have a way to get home.