Bad kisser - any good stories?

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Bad kisser - any good stories?
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Wed, 07-06-2005 - 7:43pm

Slow day at the office –

So tell me, you meet this great guy, date is going well things are fabulous and you/he (or she, ha) go in for that first kiss – DISASTER, oh my – talk about a let down.

Tell me your worst first kiss ever story! Entertain me if you will ..........

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Registered: 11-05-2003
Wed, 07-06-2005 - 8:09pm
Oh, this one is good. This was my first date after my broken engagement about 4 years ago. We met on AOL, met for a drink & conversation. We was attractive, there seemed to be a spark, went back to his place (I know, no lectures). He went in for the kiss...and his tongue reached my mouth before his lips. YUCK! Instant turn off, so I kind of wrapped things up as quickly as I could. Worst kiss I've ever had.
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Registered: 06-27-2005
Wed, 07-06-2005 - 8:25pm
I once dated a guy for 4 month. I couldn't get over his bad kissing and yes, that was the main reason I didn't want to date him any longer. On our second date he had his tongue piercing into my throat - I thought right then - wow, this is really bad! Funny thing we were watching the episode of Sex and City when Charlotte told her friends about this bad kissing guy she was dating and she was describing the technique so my date was laughing and I was thinking "Oh sweetie if you only knew!"


Edited 7/6/2005 8:31 pm ET ET by ivosoh
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Thu, 07-07-2005 - 8:15am

It makes me gag just thinking about it. I will try to get it out before i upchuck my breakfast.

I went on a date with this guy and we started kissing, the guy was practically lapping my face, I had to literally wipe my face, finally I told him to stop and let me do it because we'd have more fun if he let me. He thought it was so sexy that I was taking control, I was just like no I didn't want to drown.

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 07-07-2005 - 9:02am

Pnut,

A little over a year ago, I was at a night club and met a really pretty gal. We went out and had a few dances and it was obvious to me that we were really into each other. I was vulnerable since I had just broken up with my first and only on-line girlfriend of six weeks. We broke away from our friends and found a nice table in the corner and started making out. She was a great kisser but she had really bad breath. I didn't notice it until then because we hadn't gotten that close out on the dance floor. I was in a catch-22. If I stopped; she would have gotten bad vibes so I had to tough it out. Finally, I could take no more and excused myself and got a couple of tequila shots for us both and that solved the trick for about 5 minutes and finally I had to head to my car and get some scope. I figured if I took the scope, that would lower the stench of the dead buzzard I was getting in the club. When we resumed kissing; she immediately pulled away and went ice-cold on me. I think she got the hint..... Since then, I have yet to go to a nightclub.

TT

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Thu, 07-07-2005 - 11:49pm
That story was freakin' hilarious!
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Thu, 07-07-2005 - 11:52pm
I had a biter.
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Fri, 07-08-2005 - 12:49am

On a first date with a guy who seemed so great, he literally pushed his entire tongue into my mouth and then he moved it around reaaaaalllly slowly all around my teeth and the roof of my mouth... I felt like Cartman on Southpark when he had the anal probe.

I dated another guy who would open and close and open and close his mouth during the kissing process to the point where I wondered if he wanted to gnaw on me instead of kiss me.

One other guy gathered a whole bunch of spit in his mouth and transferred it to mine in one bit watershed of spit. I nearly threw up.

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 07-08-2005 - 8:45am
that's disgusting!!.... I can't really say I've had any 'bad kisser' stories...though my ex hubby did not like to french kiss and I did..I hated that. Just felt like my marriage was lacking something! LOL
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Fri, 07-08-2005 - 10:27am
ewww on all counts but no. 3- that takes that cake for very worst kiss - what was he thinking? Sigh :-)
 
 
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Registered: 07-28-2003
Fri, 07-08-2005 - 1:49pm

even to think about these times totally grosses me out.... and then people say, "Teach him how to kiss!" ----

but how do you teach someone to kiss when he's already grossed you out?

eeew is right!

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