Bad kisser - any good stories?

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Registered: 03-18-2005
Bad kisser - any good stories?
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Wed, 07-06-2005 - 7:43pm

Slow day at the office –

So tell me, you meet this great guy, date is going well things are fabulous and you/he (or she, ha) go in for that first kiss – DISASTER, oh my – talk about a let down.

Tell me your worst first kiss ever story! Entertain me if you will ..........

SP

 
 

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Fri, 07-08-2005 - 2:02pm

You know I had someone do that whole run their tongue over my front teeth, I thought I was at the dentist or something. After he said to me wasn't that HOT! and I said, no not really.

Apparently he felt I was mistaken because all the other girls he knew that he did that too thought it was hot...I told him they were lying to spare his feelings. He never did that again, he was a good kisser too otherwise, I don't know where that even came from.

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Registered: 01-31-2004
Fri, 07-08-2005 - 2:26pm

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ha-ha, that's sounds like something I would say :)

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Registered: 06-01-2005
Fri, 07-08-2005 - 2:30pm
I had a great date once.

CL-Truewild1969

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Registered: 03-18-2005
Fri, 07-08-2005 - 2:51pm

u wrote: "two tiny rubber chicken lips"

How cute; never heard of that term before, FUNNY.

 
 
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Registered: 06-01-2005
Fri, 07-08-2005 - 3:12pm
Not only that...but it was dry.

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Registered: 10-27-2003
Fri, 07-08-2005 - 3:16pm

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AMEN SISTA!! If he's not a good kisser I kick his arse to the curb. LOL

I've got one for the OLD history books. I was enjoying some pretty nice lip locking with a pretty hot guy one night when all of a sudden he sucked my tongue into his mouth so hard that I thought he was going to pull it right out of my mouth. He sucked on it so hard that it was actually bruised, swollen and sore the next day. I tried to get away from him but it was like I was being sucked up by an an industrial strength vacuum cleaner. I actually had to put my hands on his shoulders and push him away. I thought I was going to have to hit him to get to let go. Geez...it hurts just thinking about it 2 years later.

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Registered: 03-18-2005
Fri, 07-08-2005 - 5:09pm
Oh man, that happened to me but it was with my lower lip, he wouldn't let go. I never wanted to slug someone so much in my life - what are they thinking???? :-)
 
 
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Registered: 03-18-2005
Fri, 07-08-2005 - 5:17pm

A dry bird -- nice, ha!

Well “B” whom I may give the boot too next week if my feelings don’t change after tonight’s date; first time we kissed I thought he was trying to give me a tonsillectomy – seriously. I said, well, gotta go and he’s like no, please don’t. I really did enjoy his company so I stayed and I orchestra’d our kissing. In fact, I cried on the way home, this was 6 weeks ago thinking about my ex cuz he was such a good kisser, LOL.

Second time we got together, I said look, slow down, be gentle, kissing is an art. He goes do you think I’m a bad kisser and I said, not necessarily bad but learn to kiss not just throttle my throat – I don’t mind that when I’m in the heat of passion ready to rip someone’s clothes off but c’mon be a little tender. ;-) He did improve by the way and now some other lady will benefit because of me – someone had to show him! I think he has it....so they can be trained and the only reason I stuck around is because I really enjoyed his company but not enough to make him a boyfriend, smiles.

A good kisser is someone who uses their lips and mouth and a little tongue, not a lot. You kiss gently with both lips, maybe kiss the upper or lower and kind of put a little tongue in that stop and kiss then a little more – to me that is a good kisser. I like big lips but don’t always get um – that helps too – more like pillows then bird beaks, he, he. Oh, new guy “A” isn’t bad – he didn’t try to give me a tonsillectomy and we barely kissed (just a quick tender sweet kiss good bye) so that’s a good sign, ha! He did think I was a good kisser so that’s nice, silly grin!

SP

 
 
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Registered: 07-21-2004
Sat, 07-09-2005 - 10:49am

Ugh, Bad Breath Kissers are the WORST!!!

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