Check out this Freaky email

iVillage Member
Registered: 06-26-2004
Check out this Freaky email
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Thu, 09-22-2005 - 11:24am

hi
how u doing?..................i saw ur pix ..............and u are so sweet and looking, gorgious and sexy and am searching for my dream who ll keep me happy everyday everynite............U ve won my luv now I luv u. This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!...................i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnit..................Sweet as a rose bud,bright as a star,cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy, sunshine and fun,u are everything i luv all rolled into 1.................u can mail me on yahoo.com or im me i ll get in touch with u

P.S. This is one of the freakier emails I got during the night. He's got no photo posted on profile, he's listed as as being in NY (I live in Florida). Freaky huh? LOL.

iVillage Member
Registered: 04-19-2004
Thu, 09-22-2005 - 1:44pm

I think it's hysterical...

I think he took ever stupid cliche thing he's ever heard that women like (flowery poems, compliments, large declarations of love) and rolled them all into a bumbling email.

Too funny.

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-09-2005
Thu, 09-22-2005 - 3:13pm
I've got one of those, but geez he is from NY???? That's too funny! I was thinking a foreign country or English is not the main language.
iVillage Member
Registered: 04-01-2004
Fri, 09-23-2005 - 12:55am

hilarious! i couldn't help laughing.

what's freaky is that some poor girl might actually find that cute and respond.