CL doozies!
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| Thu, 12-07-2006 - 11:14am |
As always when you post on CL, you get your share of... interesting responses. Here's a few of my latest that I thought I'd share:
A guy who sent an email with just his phone number and said "I'm in Dallas" (it's a Houston area code). To which I responded - "No phone calls without a bio and pic, thanks! You read about me so it's only fair." To which he replied, "I don't think I saw a pic in your ad... if you're fat, I'm not in any way interested. Fat chicks will NOT send their pics obviously I know why. Send pic plz.". I replied, "READ the ad. It says if you send a pic first, I send mine if I like what I see. And I am not fat - you can't run 13 miles and be fat, jacka--. Buh bye." Oh and you know how on Yahoo, you can put anything as your "name" (like for instance, instead of saying my real name, I use Vexer as my name on my profile) - this guy's name is something about being "the man". Sigh....
Another guy who said he was 21 and is going to my alma mater and he's looking for a "30-something woman to hit it off with, have fun, a few drinks and a naughty nite" and ended it with "Trust me, we'll both enjoy ourselves." The last sentence of my ad states that I am not looking for a hook up or casual encounter. Sigh...
Another guy who wrote telling me, "Never married...good sign of intelligence. Running, however, will ruin your knees. I'm an orthepedist." I responded with "Thanks for the tip." Sigh...

Oh lordy--the joys of CL ;-).
Sheri
Oh yeah - gotta love it.
Now I have another one that suggested going to the Olivia Newton John concert. I didn't even know that Olivia Newton John TOURED. I can't say that I have listened to her music (except for the occasional guilty pleasure of watching Grease) since I hit puberty. Huh.