CL email

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Registered: 10-17-2002
CL email
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Thu, 02-02-2006 - 10:58am

OK, I can't believe no one posted anything on this so I think it's new thread worthy. I posted it on the other but nothing... this one really takes the cake for me! Maybe it needs the pic along with it?

I received my first "mail order groom" response today:

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let's discuss. my phone is available for you to call. i would love to see what you look like as well. please forward pics to this email. enjoy my pic, as i wanted to capture your imagination. i am not shy, although a catholic (but now quite spiritual).>>

Translation: I will move where ever you are because I am horny and need a green card. Please support me, let me move in and let me walk all over you. I am willing to experiment sexually with you including a threesome with you and your hottest girlfriend. Send me a picture so I can see if you're good looking enough for me to not gag since I have to be married to you for a few years to get my citizenship. In the meantime, you call me on your dime and enjoy this "tastefully posed" naked picture - I know you can't see my privates, but use your imagination as to the size of my member.

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Registered: 10-27-2003
In reply to: vexer_hw
Thu, 02-02-2006 - 11:28am

I think you interpreted his email accurately, especially if he sent you a naked pic right off the bat. It amazes me at the lack of class some people have.

As you know Vex, there's definitely someone more worthy of your attention.

Libra

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Registered: 07-21-2004
In reply to: vexer_hw
Thu, 02-02-2006 - 11:36am
Wow.

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Registered: 03-20-2003
In reply to: vexer_hw
Thu, 02-02-2006 - 11:52am

OMG vex that's a good one! I think your translation was right on.


But while you're sifting thru the rubbish, you did get a few decent ones, right?

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Registered: 06-16-2003
In reply to: vexer_hw
Thu, 02-02-2006 - 12:52pm

I don't know how I missed that, Vex! HEEEEEEEE
I especially love your translation.

Does this ever work for these flakes?

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Registered: 10-17-2002
In reply to: vexer_hw
Thu, 02-02-2006 - 1:31pm

Yup, this one was great! I had to keep it just so I can go back in the future and look and laugh!

Yes, there are a few decent ones. Unfortunately, I had a tedious phone call last night with one of the "potentials". I kept trying to get conversation going and it just wasn't. He wants to call back again tonight. Sigh.

A couple other potentials may be ghosting. I gave my # to one and he said he was really busy but would try to call. Whatever. And a couple others I haven't heard from in a day or two. We'll see how it goes. I keep getting a couple more new ones each day.

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Registered: 02-02-2004
In reply to: vexer_hw
Thu, 02-02-2006 - 1:45pm

Nah...he didn't send a naked pic...ewwwww!!!

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Registered: 10-17-2002
In reply to: vexer_hw
Thu, 02-02-2006 - 2:23pm

"Tastefully posed" mind you, but definitely naked. It's this whole Greek god kind of pose. He's sitting on an ugly flowered sofa (seriously), the far leg straight, the near leg bent (hiding the unmentionables), with his arm extended dramatically along the back of the sofa. He's gazing out the window as if looking for his long-lost love... Isn't it romantic?!?! Puke.

Oh, and I just looked. The jpeg file is called "naked_couch1".




Edited 2/2/2006 2:37 pm ET by vexer_hw

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Registered: 03-26-2003
In reply to: vexer_hw
Thu, 02-02-2006 - 3:49pm

Oh, my gosh, ROFLMAO! I had to keep it down because I'm in the office but that photo title *seriously* cracked me up!!!

Sheri

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Registered: 10-27-2003
In reply to: vexer_hw
Thu, 02-02-2006 - 3:56pm

Whatever you do, don't reply or he'll send "naked_couch 2, 3 &4". LOL

The whole, look at me, posed greek god picture thing actually does nothing for me, even in male models pictures. Give me a good old boy in a denim shirt and pair of jeans any day... leaves more to the imagination.

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Registered: 02-01-2005
In reply to: vexer_hw
Thu, 02-02-2006 - 6:06pm
I'm in a really bad mood today and am sick of stupid men, so the initial email didn't strike me as very funny - but the filename? That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!