This cracks me up

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Registered: 02-20-2006
This cracks me up
Sun, 06-25-2006 - 1:00pm
I just started answering ads on CL on Thursday and put one up myself that night. Steve's ad was refreshing because it wasn't all about sex. It was well written, not too long, not too short and I liked his interests. He said he usually dates older women and is attracted to women that most men aren't (he said it better than that I promise). He said something about the waist-hip ratio should be such and such. I met him last night. Well his waist to hip ratio is off the charts! He's got a big ole paunch and all he talked about was horror stories of past dates. We left on friendly terms but I'm not seeing him again. He sent me an email this morning about the reporter he was dating and the articles she wrote about him. Do you think I will even read them? I don't even care. I am still laughing about his expectations of the w/h ratio. What a joke.