Don't EVER go for the "bad boys"!!!
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| Sat, 10-01-2005 - 9:57am |
Although I think I have a pretty good connection with Bachelor # 2 that I have met so far, Bachelor # 3 and I have been talking via e-mail and phone, so I decided to meet him last night. I figured, I wouldn't be doing this the right way if I got hooked on only the second guy I met, so I felt as if I needed to do this. Man... I should've just stayed home.
He was very hot in his pictures, but it was obvious from when I first started talking to him that he was a negative person. He was bitter and angry, but he also came across me as very smart and as someone who has his act together. I have to admit, not being the sweet, polite, vanilla guy that typically tries to impress a woman they met online was kind of a turn on. He reminded me a lot of Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting, only he obviously isn't a genius. And okay... maybe he was a bit angrier. His anger comes from the fact that he's in his mid 30's and he hasn't had a long term relationship since he was 22. THAT right there should've clued me in.
So to make a long story short, he kept yawning when I first met him, he belched a couple of times, he got pissy with the waitress, he criticized my physical looks, he tried grabbing for my chest, he bitched about women ALL night, and oh yeah... he looked NOTHING like his picture which was seven years old. And THEN he had the nerve to be offended when I wouldn't spend the night with him! I couldn't believe that I had even thought this man's personality was attractive in any way. Good lord, what was I thinking? Get this, I did kiss him (at that point, I figured "why not at least get a little action out of this miserable date?") and he even had the gall to tell me that I don't know how to kiss! "Slow down and just twirl your tongue around and around like a tornado." ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Hell no. I'm texting bachelor # 2 right now and telling him that I can't wait to see him again.
Learned that lesson quickly. Moving on. Just thought you'd all get a kick out of it.
Have a great weekend! Tobi

It sounds like your weekend has nowhere to go but up!
Oh my good Lord!!!
If there ever was a candidate for the overly honest "Here's why you aren't catching any women" email, he's it.