Dumbest Excuses
Find a Conversation
Dumbest Excuses
| Tue, 03-28-2006 - 5:22pm |
What are the funniest/dumbest excuses you have been given for being broken up with or closed match on???
I'll give you mine...I must have sent questions to a guy on eharmony and he closed the match and he closed the match and his reason was "I feel the age difference is just too great between us" So I was like oh really? Because usually I don't go to far in my age difference, usually only go about 4 years below and no more than about 6-8 years above so I go and look at his age and I almost peed myself laughing..he was 31...I am 32 and I had just turned 32 like 5 days earlier so I said to my friends, gosh if I had emailed him a week ago do you think we would be soulmates now??? but that week age barrier was just too great ROFL

After someone pursued me HARD with flowers, fancy restaurants etc, as soon as I gave "it up" and it wasn't the fist three dates and trust me, I love sex and I'm not bad in bed, LOL he said he felt more of a friendship HENCE the chase was over. Now, I wait until I'm exclusive!
Yeah - that is odd. Well his loss.
I specify clearly in my ad no one more than 10 years older and 5 years younger YET I still get numerous guys that are as young as 23 (I'm 36) and as old as 60 writing me?