Dumbest Excuses

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Dumbest Excuses
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Tue, 03-28-2006 - 5:22pm

What are the funniest/dumbest excuses you have been given for being broken up with or closed match on???

I'll give you mine...I must have sent questions to a guy on eharmony and he closed the match and he closed the match and his reason was "I feel the age difference is just too great between us" So I was like oh really? Because usually I don't go to far in my age difference, usually only go about 4 years below and no more than about 6-8 years above so I go and look at his age and I almost peed myself laughing..he was 31...I am 32 and I had just turned 32 like 5 days earlier so I said to my friends, gosh if I had emailed him a week ago do you think we would be soulmates now??? but that week age barrier was just too great ROFL

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Registered: 03-18-2005
Tue, 03-28-2006 - 5:54pm

After someone pursued me HARD with flowers, fancy restaurants etc, as soon as I gave "it up" and it wasn't the fist three dates and trust me, I love sex and I'm not bad in bed, LOL he said he felt more of a friendship HENCE the chase was over. Now, I wait until I'm exclusive!

 
 
iVillage Member
Registered: 04-19-2004
Tue, 03-28-2006 - 7:03pm
Don't you just have to laugh...truly I was crying I was laughing so hard because when I read it I was like boy maybe I emailed someone that was really young you know by accident so I really went back in to see his age and was like peeing myself because he was 31 and I'm like oh yeah buddy HUGE age difference. ROFL
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Registered: 03-18-2005
Tue, 03-28-2006 - 7:22pm

Yeah - that is odd. Well his loss.


I specify clearly in my ad no one more than 10 years older and 5 years younger YET I still get numerous guys that are as young as 23 (I'm 36) and as old as 60 writing me?

 
 
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Registered: 02-20-2006
Tue, 03-28-2006 - 9:03pm
A guy on eharmony requested communication with me . . . I didn't respond right away and two days later he closed communication with the "I am pursuing another relationship" closer - dude found a girlfriend in two days?! Ha!