funny ad from craigslist
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| Thu, 02-24-2005 - 9:05am |
I'm 28 years old. I am getting fat. I don't go to the gym. I don't read. I watch a lot of TV. American Idol is great. I used to drink a lot, but now I work as a secretary for minimum wage. I can barely afford Boone's Farm these days. I'm very lonely. I can get angry sometimes and most of my friends have left the area or don't return my phone calls. Sometimes I get so depressed I cut myself. But I still have some hope. Is there any man out there who is willing to help me up off the couch?
I want a man. Any man. Even if you're unemployed, you can come to my appartment. Its not much, but I have a hibachi and a kitten named Sophie. We can cook hot dogs and rub each other's feet. I make great PBJ sandwhiches and sometimes I even use three pieces of bread. Once I used a donut. It was great!
I just need a man. If you're 50, its ok. If you're 19 its ok. If you are fat or skinny, I don't care. I just want someone to tolerate me and keep me and Sophie company. She purrs so loud sometimes she wakes me up.
I sleep too much as it is. I only work three days a week. My bed is a queen. My sister left it for me when she moved out, two years ago. She works as a stripper in Dallas. We made out once for cash. Some guy at a bar gave us 75 dollars! She's beautiful. I would do it again if she was here.
I'm so lonely, it makes me cry. I'm crying right now. Won't someone come keep me company.
If you can tolerate a big woman with PMS who is willing to do anything...please respond. I'm so lonely.
I'll be waiting...
-Sophie(It's my name too!)

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LG,
I don't trust very many of the personal ads on this site. Have you seen the "casual" area of this site? Really sick stuff. This ad you mention sounds like someone that is clinically depressed if it's real at all. My favorite is the guy that's looking for a girl that has problems with intestinal gas.
TT
That's not at all funny, LG, that's unspeakably sad.
Sheri
LOL
LMAO!!!
That can't possibly be real...someone out there has a sick sense of humor.