Funny ad on match

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Registered: 08-16-2004
Funny ad on match
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Wed, 05-11-2005 - 8:08am

I was winked at by this guy. You should see the picture he has up. The guy has to be in his 50s

"I used to be a top sportsman, I had a chance at the pros when I played football at Hamilton High but then I blew out my knee at the prom game and that was it. I know that I've gained a few pounds but I'm thinking of going on that Atkin's Diet (all the bacon and eggs I want). If I met the right woman then maybe she could motivate me to find my former greatness. On the weekends I really like to go to King's Park and drink until I go blind, so I need a girl who has a car and can drive me home at the end of the day and to take me to the mental health center every Tuesday. Any girl that is to be with me needs to be financially secure, because my workman's comp money will only go so far and I want the hell out of this trailer. Looks are important to me, I really like a big bust but if you got money then I could care less what you look like. I thought that I could maybe go to Medical School those doctors seem to make tons of money and they only have to see people for 20 minutes at a time, what a scam. Once I get my GED you just wait and see what I am capable of. If you are the kind of girl that wants a big challenge then I am your man. You can find me at the bench nearest the Log Jam on Fridays. I have so much to give and I feel like my cup is overflowing with sweet honey. I just need the right kind of muse to make this frog into a prince. Are you my princess?"

Some people have too much time on their hands.......................

Layx2

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Registered: 07-24-2004
In reply to: layx2
Wed, 05-11-2005 - 10:27am
Sounds like a guy with a great sense of humor!
Linda
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Registered: 02-02-2004
In reply to: layx2
Wed, 05-11-2005 - 10:39am
Seems like he has a great sense of humor. I'd check the guy out...
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Registered: 12-10-2004
In reply to: layx2
Wed, 05-11-2005 - 4:47pm
Sounds like LG. :)
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Registered: 04-18-2003
In reply to: layx2
Wed, 05-11-2005 - 5:41pm
Bawwwhahahahaaaa NGOL! That is exactly what I thought. I am not kidding!