Funny RL experience -- slightly OT

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Registered: 06-16-2003
Funny RL experience -- slightly OT
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Fri, 02-11-2005 - 9:27am

So last week I went out with a friend, and she went home earlier than I did, and I felt like staying out, so I stopped at this pub on my way home to listen to some music. I got a beer and was just standing by the wall watching the band. When they took a break, I moved to the bar to order another.

I noticed this VERY young guy next to me kept looking at me. I mean, like, he couldn't have been 25. Dead ringer for the singer John Mayer. I'm 47. Don't look it, but still. I'm wearing my very nice leather coat (gift from biker ex) and having a good hair day. He's staring. Finally I say, "Did you have a question?"

He slides over, offers his hand and says "I'm Matt, I have a thing for older women." I go, "Um, I could be your mother." He says, "I don't care. Do you want to party with me and my friends?"

I about bust a gut chuckling. We clink beers and when he gets up to go the boys room I escape and go home. So girlfriends, sometimes even at an advanced age we still got the power!

Nice little ego boost, and I'm still laughing.

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Registered: 10-26-2004
Fri, 02-11-2005 - 9:34am

Hi SposaB,

I don't get 'carded' for my i.d. much any more, but I am like you, and when the 25 year olds check out my 'assets' and start the chat, it Does make me smile! I have also learned that when a younger man says he has a "thing for older women", he is hoping to tap into our bedroom expertise and also...we Won't be like the 24 year old girl that he had throwdown sex with and She kept calling, showing up at his apartment, mascara streaming down her face in tears ,saying "But you said you Loved me!...."; ie No Strings Attached!

All in all, we stay smart, do as you did...and walk out with that wicked little "Bam!" grin on our faces!

Truly,
Cupcake

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Registered: 04-18-2003
Fri, 02-11-2005 - 12:42pm

Oh boy. I have got to find someone normal and fun soon. Why?

Because after reading the op I caught myself thinking, "Hmmmm, I wonder what I would do? Maybe it would be fun to go hang out with a jack rabbit of a kid who can go all night?"

I am horrid and depraved. Guess I better get my butt to church this weekend. Haven't been in over a month.

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Registered: 11-18-2003
Fri, 02-11-2005 - 1:01pm
And I just did an online

 

 

 

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Registered: 07-24-2004
Fri, 02-11-2005 - 2:21pm

Exactly, Cupcake!

Linda
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Registered: 10-26-2004
Fri, 02-11-2005 - 3:59pm

Hi Y'all,

Well church is out for me, I knew I was headed "down under" a loonnnnng time ago! :)

Do not think you are deparaved, it has been over 3 months since I had 'relations' and it is driving me bananas! I am gonna have to Really watch my tequila intake on Saturday night, or cute lawyer might get a Valentine's Gift he has NOT earned yet!

Thing is, when you are over 40, you FEEL like you are an 18 year old male...Hormone City, turbo style!

...And I just a bought a pair of black pants that just beg some male to knock me over...better leave Those in the closet this weekend! ;)

Truly,
Cupcake

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Registered: 02-02-2004
Fri, 02-11-2005 - 5:19pm
Cool!!!