Game...my dating life is so slow....

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Registered: 04-04-2003
Game...my dating life is so slow....
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Sun, 01-30-2005 - 1:32am

The stuck at home on a Saturday nightn thread got me going...me and my wharped sense of humor.

And I KNOW everyone here can be just as warped (not naming any names, but come on LG, Eric, John and Yukon, Lisa, NGOL, CGUN, Vexer....and the rest....)

My dating life is so slow...watching my lizard Angus shed his skin was the highlight of my evening.

Next?

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Registered: 07-31-2004
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 11:52am

Yes! Everyone - who wants to party in Harrisburg, PA for PM's birthday on March 12th? Anyone? I swear - that town knows how to party!

Lisa

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Registered: 05-16-2004
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 12:26pm

I just remembered a sure sign that things are slow - I went to a birthday party with 12 five year olds and enjoyed the presentation (one turtle, one bird, one rat) at the local Audobon. And actually TALKED to some of the moms and gave THEM advice! At this point I'd probably welcome another party even if the topic of painful childbirth came up.

on the plus side - I signed up for SCUBA lessons and am going to get open water certified if I can overcome my phobia of sharks....

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Registered: 07-21-2004
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 1:40pm

BOB?

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 2:13pm
I only know this because my sister has used that term....it's "Battery Operated Boyfriend".
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Registered: 05-16-2004
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 2:43pm
uh huh...
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Registered: 04-18-2003
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 3:44pm
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrre that's the only reason you know about BOB. :) Just teasing!
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Registered: 07-21-2004
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 4:05pm
LMAO

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Registered: 05-31-2003
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 9:12pm

My dating life is so slow......

That I had to sleep with the dogs to remind myself what it was like to be married. One snores, one farts, one belches and the 4th takes up 3/4 of the bed.

My dating life is so slow.....

that the highlight of my weekend was taking Momzilla shopping.

My dating life is so slow.....

that I do my Pilates tape twice on Friday nights and 3 times on Saturday nights just to kill time.

OMG....please just shoot me now! Date....isn't that something they put in fruitcake?

Ann

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Registered: 07-24-2004
Sun, 01-30-2005 - 9:16pm

My dating life is so slow.....


I actually read an entire book on Saturday night!

Linda
Linda
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Registered: 12-29-2004
Mon, 01-31-2005 - 1:06am

My dating life is so slow... that..

I'm disecting cats on wkends in a class instead of cuddling up w/ a guy.

This isn't what I want to do, but it's a requirement, what can I say..
My date was gone for this weekend..!!