Grade "A" Jerky
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| Thu, 08-25-2005 - 12:51pm |
LOL! I have to laugh, as I just blocked this guy today. But, I wanted to share some of his IMs with me. The guy is such a...don't know how to describe him. Here are some of his IMs (username changed to protect his "innocence"):
JUNE:
mystery (11:05:52 PM): im not sure but are you on match
me (11:06:01 PM): yes
mystery (11:06:22 PM): my call name is mystery what was yours
me (11:06:26 PM): travkitty
mystery (11:06:59 PM): oh ok the cute one
me (11:07:08 PM): lol....sure
mystery (11:07:28 PM): lol
mystery (11:08:01 PM): what in the hell is a Radiologic Technician.
me (11:08:26 PM): well, some people call them X-Ray Techs, but I'm learning more than X-Ray
mystery (11:09:00 PM): oh no watch out a girl behind the x ray machine
mystery (11:10:27 PM): Do you have clean teeth ?
me (11:10:32 PM): I'm pretty handy with technology
me (11:10:37 PM): ummm...yes
mystery (11:10:39 PM): That's really important
mystery (11:10:44 PM): shure you are
mystery (11:10:50 PM): bratty
mystery (11:22:55 PM): bye
The 12th (2 months after first contact):
mystery (10:59:05 AM): im suprised you havnt asked me out yet
me (10:59:16 AM): I don't know who you are
mystery (10:59:28 AM): mystery on match
mystery (10:59:37 AM): im hot, cool and fun
me (11:01:52 AM): not too modest, though...lol
mystery (11:02:47 AM): hehe love it. I like to play. oh you dont smell bad or anything like that?
me (11:03:03 AM): no
mystery (11:03:36 AM): toe jam??? eww i hope not.
me (11:03:39 AM): no
me (11:04:01 AM): nothing wrong with me
mystery (11:04:39 AM): ok there has to be something wrong for you not to find the man of your dreams allready......normal....not just a little crazy fun in you...
me (11:05:16 AM): I'm picky & have moved a lot in the past 10 years....those are the main reasons
mystery (11:05:41 AM): Yea not enough buba's out there in the world.
mystery (11:06:21 AM): lol what are you into??? Bad boys, Lovers, Excecutive, or artist type
me (11:06:35 AM): executive usually
me (11:06:43 AM): love a guy in a suit
mystery (11:06:55 AM): like the guy with the tie and an edge to him
me (11:07:06 AM): no, don't really need the edge
me (11:07:54 AM): I don't like the bad boy much at all
mystery (11:08:38 AM): Isn't that boring...or did you get your heart broken?
me (11:09:00 AM): no, I'm just not attracted to bad boys
me (11:09:59 AM): I like kind of the yuppie type of guy
mystery (11:10:13 AM): yuck......wussies
me (11:10:14 AM): who's actually a nice guy
mystery (11:10:30 AM): there are pleanty of those
me (11:10:44 AM): yep, but I'm looking for the right onw
me (11:10:45 AM): one
mystery (11:11:03 AM): marriage material
me (11:11:28 AM): yes, I'm looking for a serious relationship that would eventually lead to marriage someday.....I thought I made that clear in my profile
mystery (11:12:15 AM): well you would fall in love we would get married and i would have to leave a week later because Im all wrong for you.l
me (11:12:30 AM): if you're wrong for me, I wouldn't fall in love
mystery (11:13:36 AM): mmmm I see
TODAY:
mystery (11:25:57 AM): My friend thinks you cute you want me set you up
me (11:26:15 AM): I don't do totally blind dates
mystery (11:26:54 AM): lol
me (11:26:58 AM): so I need a LOT more infp
me (11:27:00 AM): info
mystery (11:27:30 AM): hes not blind and not married what else would a girl ask for ?
me (11:27:46 AM): I'm not like most girls
mystery (11:28:31 AM): oh and how do you stand from the pack
me (11:29:02 AM): nevermind....too tired to get into it, especially since you've read my profile....I just have standards
mystery (11:29:37 AM): ok girl .....
me (11:29:58 AM): I'm 31....you can stop calling me girl, thank you
mystery (11:30:26 AM): booger breath
Like I said, I blocked him after this last one & I left a couple of pathetic exchanges out. Thought you could use the entertainment. LOL! Oh, he is NOT hot, by the way.

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"Nut" would be way too kind.
Ummm..
I think this guy rides the short yellow bus..
Too funny lol
Here's another exchange that I excluded from the first post. Let's all have a laugh!
mystery (9:25:30 AM): i gotta go but wanted to say HI so HI....by the way im suprised you haven't asked me out to a movie and dinner...you know you have to romance me first.
me (9:27:47 AM): what makes you think I'm interested?
mystery (9:29:24 AM): I'm a stud why else
me (9:29:30 AM): right
mystery (9:30:12 AM): ok gotta go bye girly
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