I'm sorry, but this CL as CRACKED me UP!

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Registered: 03-15-2004
I'm sorry, but this CL as CRACKED me UP!
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Sun, 08-20-2006 - 4:28am
Now, its a little "off color", but i couldnt help but laugh thru the whole thing!

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I wannna love you baby like my dog loves me

Date: 2006-08-19, 8:37PM EDT


You know what I mean, unselfish affection, always eager to see you, never judgemental, loves a tummy rub. (if you were thinking dry humping your leg instead...I may especially want to hear from you)

Me.... clean cut, clean teeth, clean smell, educated, although most of what I know I figured out for myself, well read, possessed of good manners but highly irreverent, brutally honest, comfortable.

You.... I dont much care if you are 21 or 55 just for heavens sake PLEASE be interesting, but not in a psychotic way.

Dont want to know what you love ( spell check, long walks on the beach, eating in or going out) Would love to hear something you have always wanted to do but haven't yet and why not.

Oh I'm not one of those braggarts who will tel you he can go down on you for hours on end (is that even pleasant?) I'm more like the Monster roller coaster ride, the most exilerating 28 seconds of your life....(long line, everyone wants to get on, big anticipation and Woosh)

Bonus - I'm fresh out of penis pictures so you needn't worry (what is it with those crooked/curved wankers? is that an asset?)



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Registered: 07-21-2004
Tue, 08-22-2006 - 8:14am
LOL!!!

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Registered: 08-16-2005
Tue, 08-22-2006 - 8:43am
Now he sounds hysterical and I would write to him.

Smile,

Deirdre

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Registered: 05-09-2005
Tue, 08-22-2006 - 9:45am
He's funny! I actually would write to him! Did you??