Love, Kelly
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| Wed, 02-02-2005 - 9:14am |
Since my match.com membership auto-renewed on 1/21/05 without my knowledge, here's an update on my experiences:
1) Mary: Nice 38 year old school teacher. We went on a date and there wasn't any chemistry on either of our parts. I did not ask for a 2nd date (rare) after the first and was happier when I left her than when I met her. No complaints but this his how the system was supposed to work. There were no red flags beforehand via e-mail or phone but she didn't look anything like her photos. I think she would have saved herself some trouble if she didn't wear so much makeup and put the glamour shot photos up.
2) Sweetie #2: This one winked at me over the weekend but hasn't responded to my e-mail yet. No major red-flags on her at the moment.
3) Call-Kelly #3: This one winked at me over a week ago and was not my "cup-of-tea." After reading her profile, she appeared to be a 41 year old soccer mom that hadn't been "dipped in batter" for at least a year or so. I know: I should have deleted the wink but I'm curious.... I e-mailed her back this comment: "So what is it that you are looking for?" Late last week, I got this response: "I'm looking for a one-night stand. I'm sooo hot for you. Love, Kelly." Enough of this I said so I didn't respond back. Well here's the e-mail I got in my box this morning:
"Hi there. Why have you not responded back? I think you are hot and would love to have NSA activity with you. I prefer light bondage and liked to be spanked with a flyswatter. I also am open to other things as well. Please respond back... Love, Kelly."
My response? Quoted from a movie I once saw...
"Only with humans. Love, John"
TT

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Soccer balls? Oh heavens you gals are a riot....
I can just imagine this scenario right now.
A minivan shows up in front of my house and a soccer mom gets out and tells
her kids to find something to do while she runs an errand. The kids get out and play soccer in my front yard while she arrives at the door with a flyswatter. Meanwhile, I escape out the backdoor and over the fence.... Ick..
Sick, sick, sick :-)
TT
Hey, you guys made me scare my cat!
TT, your visual sketch gave me the image of Marcia Cross in pearls and a twinset...no, not THAT kind of twinset!
and the flyswatter thing is grossing me out! hit me with a piece of plastic covered with dead bug fragments??????
LG, a couple of my shots are from glamour shots.
Unfortunately there is plenty of this kind in OLd so we have to be careful. Also I have friends who told me they receive smiles or ice breakers from extremely beautiful women but when my guy friend signs up for the full membership she stops responding. So it is just a way to bring in more members!
ROFLMAO
I wouldn't change your pictures - I think you're right they are all great. The glamour ones I'm talking about are those where the lense has vaseline smeared on it and it's all out of focus. Definitely not yours which I would rate excellent on the Match scale.
ok, first I sense you passed up an opportunity to work several things into your profile:
-Vegas baby?
Can this --->"Are you intrigued? Send me an email!" --- if they're intrigued they're going to write. You should jump into the profile and create it as if they will be missing the opportunity of a lifetime if they don't email you. Only way to do that is with more descriptions of things you like to do - the more self efacing (sp?) the better.
As you know I'm a fan of finding something a little bizarre about the activities that I do (chances are that others have noticed it too) and working it into the profile. It often takes several re-writes to get it right - but can be a great tool for pulling responses.
If you haven't juggled your lead photo I'd try that too. I think sometimes a different photo raises the curiousity factor in guys. Either 2,3 or 4 would be my choice.
>>Flyswatter....does it have to be a new one? A clean one? Or one that you use on a regular basis and you just pull off the shelf and start using away.....<<
Getting spanked by a clean flyswatter is kinky.
Getting spanked by a used flyswatter is just nasty/dirty/gross.
:)
(A flyswatter? I've had NSA sex offered before, but never from someone quite like THAT.)
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