Mexican food and mayhem

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Mexican food and mayhem
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Wed, 02-01-2006 - 2:42pm

Hello all,

After a rash of dates that were uneventful and where no chemistry was evident; here's my latest experience for the files. The date was last Saturday at a great Tex-Mex restaurant called Chuy's here in Austin. Such a shame the weather was so nice outside and the atmosphere inside was so turbulent.....

ACT I (Meeting): A tall woman named Stacy (6'0" tall, blonde hair, green eyes, slender build) wrote me a nice e-mail on match two weeks ago. Nothing out of the ordinary so I e-mailed her back and after a few more e-mails we moved to the phones. I spent a relatively short time conversing and we set up the date for last Saturday afternoon. The calls seemed normal in all respects.

ACT II (The initial meet): We met in the waiting area and I noticed she was nicely dressed except for the jeans with holes in them. We went to the bar and ordered drinks. I noticed she seemed uneasy and was having problems keeping her speech straight. Perhaps she had a few drinks before we met? Our conversation was uneven and she looked like she was intoxicated. Could this be? Here's some memorable tidbits from our conversation:

Stacy: I'm hungry... I want my food now.
John: Perhaps we ought to wait until we are seated?
Stacy: You really ought to reword your profile and just say your divorced. Not divorced twice.
John: I like to mention I've been divorced twice. I prefer being upfront and honest.
Stacy: Are your eyes dilated?
John: No. And if you will notice they are not bloodshot. :-)

The beeper rings and it's time to be seated and eat!!!! :-)
After we are seated she begins playing with the overhead light by swinging it back and forth.

ACT III (The Meal):

John: Are you enjoying yourself?
Stacy: I hate this lamp. It sux. I want my food now.
John: Well, I'll call our waiter and see if we can speed things up.

After ordering our meal it finally arrives in 30 minutes:

Stacy: This burrito sux. And the chips and salsa are terrible.
John: That's not all that's bad.
Stacy: Our waiter looks like a shim.
John: What's that?
Stacy: A she and a him.
Stacy: I really hate this lamp.

After eating quickly it's finally time to leave. :-) !!!!

ACT IV (The exit):

We get up to leave the table and she asks me what I'm going to be doing that evening.
John: I'm going to be my myself. And I'm going to enjoy it very much.
Stacy: I'm going to a testicle festival.
John: ? No response.
On the way out she walks over to a lone diner; takes some chips out of her basket and dips them into the ladies salsa and eats them. She can barely walk when I lead her to her auto.

John: Perhaps I can call you a cab?
Stacy: Why would I need a car. We just had mexican?
John: Thanks so much for the date. Have a great life....

TT

PS: I'm going to go back with my ex. It's alot easier.....

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Registered: 05-31-2005
Wed, 02-01-2006 - 2:46pm
You know John, I really think you should compile your stories into a book... I just can't believe that you are finding all these wackos! Sorry you had a bad date... it has to be better. I truly believe that.

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Registered: 12-22-2005
Wed, 02-01-2006 - 3:25pm
Wow. I don't even know what else to say. lol
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Registered: 11-01-2005
Wed, 02-01-2006 - 3:25pm

LOL. Oh, that was a good story.

Sorry you had to be playing a part in it, though. Man, where do these people come from??

AJ, enjoying life with C.

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Registered: 07-21-2004
Wed, 02-01-2006 - 3:28pm

LOL

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Registered: 04-19-2004
Wed, 02-01-2006 - 3:29pm
That has to be the funniest thing I've ever read....sorry Tex...but that was pretty amusing, you can come buy me dinner tex I promise I won't drink too much.
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Registered: 02-07-2005
Wed, 02-01-2006 - 3:50pm
I have no advice to offer you on Stacy. Im wearing my Chuy Brown shirt right now...I love that place!
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Registered: 05-09-2005
Wed, 02-01-2006 - 4:02pm
Oh my, this was hilarious! LOL Sorry this has happened to you though!
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Registered: 10-27-2003
Wed, 02-01-2006 - 4:05pm
Only you my friend, only you! LMAO!!
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Registered: 07-20-2001
Wed, 02-01-2006 - 4:35pm
I've had some very disappointing dates, but I've never gone out with anyone who was intoxicated at any time. I guess it happens though. She sounds like a total loser. I'm assuming you were not hooked on her before this incident. Pity the poor chap who takes her out next time. :0
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Registered: 08-19-2004
Wed, 02-01-2006 - 4:48pm

Like Stacey (um, I'm referring to CGUN, not your wackjob date), I assumed the title of this thread referred to gastro-intestinal distress. I guess that's the only thing that would've made this date worse, huh?

I love reading about your dates, TT. Mine are so boring in comparison :)

(By the way, the woman whose tortilla chips were stolen by Wackjob should've punched her. Or at least thrown salsa at her.)

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