Need A Good Laugh....?????

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Registered: 11-04-2006
Need A Good Laugh....?????
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Wed, 01-10-2007 - 9:56pm

Okay...I am not usually like this...BUT I just had to share this e-mail I received from an OLD site....Believe me I am not one to judge...BUT after a really stressful day - this was just the ultimate icing on the cake....

I am sharing it with you with the hopes that if makes you giggle as much it made me giggle... Any translation you would like to share as well is welcome!

Cheers!
Sarah

hey dear.....how r u doin princess i most say u really
look charming hunny i cant ....believe a lovely pretty
lady like u single....i love ur cute smile it almost
sent me into heavens when i saw it...i would like to
see meet u in person so u can smile for me in person
is't that good?......everyman needs a lovely charming
princess like u to be with hunny...u got a lovely eyes
that could make me vanish within a twinkle of an eyes
hunny....i love ur teeths no gaps, ur hair so
sturnishing like d lovely moonlight hunny.....i will
like to us to talk this over getting to know each
other who knows if this special moment might turn
destiny....do u have a yahoo messanger?......

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Registered: 05-06-2006
Wed, 01-10-2007 - 10:24pm

Well what are you waiting for Sarah? Haven't you sent "Hunny" your IM address so you can begin this great romance? I mean, someone who notices there are no gaps in your teeth is really ready to appreciate you!

Thanks for the laugh!

Elsa

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Registered: 02-20-2004
Thu, 01-11-2007 - 12:43am
OMG, that is priceless!
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Registered: 03-15-2004
Thu, 01-11-2007 - 8:56am
"No GAPS???"

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Registered: 07-21-2004
Thu, 01-11-2007 - 11:11am

I'm still trying to determine what he meant to say when he said your hair was "sturnishing."

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Registered: 02-15-2005
Thu, 01-11-2007 - 11:28am

<<< love ur teeths no gaps>>>

Awww...hunny...aren't you glad your parents made you wear braces?


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Registered: 07-21-2004
Thu, 01-11-2007 - 11:36am
ROFLMAO

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Registered: 02-15-2005
Thu, 01-11-2007 - 11:40am
I was laughing because we all picked up on the tooth-gap comment. ROFLOL


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Registered: 07-21-2004
Thu, 01-11-2007 - 11:42am
Oh, yes, all those comments made me laugh, too.

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Registered: 08-12-2006
Thu, 01-11-2007 - 11:47am

That was too much!

Sort of reminds me of the weirdo I came across the other day. His original ad was perfectly written. But check out one of the sentences he wrote to me after I replied to his ad:

"i have been usa for 7 yrs, original from *** get a graduate degree from a college."

What a difference from the original ad! This dude must've gotten somebody to write up the ad for him.

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Registered: 11-04-2006
Fri, 01-12-2007 - 3:20pm

Ok...so I havent heard from Prince Charming - can you hear my heart shattering - and I do truly feel bad about his letter to me...Perhaps he is from somewhere else...and he did get someone else to write his much more intelligible profile...

But JEEZ - am I a magnet for these kinds or what? Do I need a exorcism of some sort to rid me of these future ex's..? Yikes

Cheers
Sarah

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