Need A Good Laugh....?????

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Registered: 11-04-2006
Need A Good Laugh....?????
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Wed, 01-10-2007 - 9:56pm

Okay...I am not usually like this...BUT I just had to share this e-mail I received from an OLD site....Believe me I am not one to judge...BUT after a really stressful day - this was just the ultimate icing on the cake....

I am sharing it with you with the hopes that if makes you giggle as much it made me giggle... Any translation you would like to share as well is welcome!

Cheers!
Sarah

hey dear.....how r u doin princess i most say u really
look charming hunny i cant ....believe a lovely pretty
lady like u single....i love ur cute smile it almost
sent me into heavens when i saw it...i would like to
see meet u in person so u can smile for me in person
is't that good?......everyman needs a lovely charming
princess like u to be with hunny...u got a lovely eyes
that could make me vanish within a twinkle of an eyes
hunny....i love ur teeths no gaps, ur hair so
sturnishing like d lovely moonlight hunny.....i will
like to us to talk this over getting to know each
other who knows if this special moment might turn
destiny....do u have a yahoo messanger?......

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Registered: 11-04-2006
Fri, 01-12-2007 - 3:22pm

Hey... how did you all know I wore braces for 3 painful adolescent years...???

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Registered: 04-09-2008
Fri, 01-12-2007 - 7:50pm

Awww, poor guy.

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Registered: 11-04-2006
Sat, 01-13-2007 - 11:59am

Devorah,

Can someone please translate "Sturnishing" ...? I have a feeling that this guy may have been under the influence of some substance either legal or illegal...cuz even when I read the message out loud - it makes little sense Hunny!

Do you think we should have a group exorcism to help us all get rid of men like this from being attrached to us?

Cheers from the Sturnishing beauty - HEHEHEHEE
Sarah

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Registered: 11-05-2003
Sat, 01-13-2007 - 12:35pm
Well, I get the feeling that English is NOT his first language. Perhaps "sturnishing" is his way of trying to say "astonishing"? Don't they have spellcheck in other countries? LOL!
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Registered: 05-06-2006
Sat, 01-13-2007 - 2:15pm

FWIW

I read "sturnishing" as "astonishing."

Many of us really say something like, "STUNishing"

For a non-native speaker, the way some yankees slur "STUNishing" may sound like "sturnishing."

'Course, "astonishing" was the wrong adjective in that sentence, but "Astonishing" would certainly describe the communication!

:)

Elsa

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