Oh my word.......
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| Sun, 04-24-2005 - 2:28pm |
Sorry but no effin' way.......
"hi baby,my name is j and i came across your beautiful profile on match.i must say you look like a very responsible woman to me and i;ll like to get to know you better.i want you to know one fact that in life,you never can tell who will be your own soulmate.it always happens like this. instead of sending you a wink i felt sending you a message will do better.my yahoo messenger is **** it is a very interactive way of knowing each other better so i;ll like you to add me to yours so we can chat from there and if u dont have one pls set up one for my sake.a lot awaits you in my life as you can see from my profile that i;ve never been in a demanding relationship.i need someone i can spoil,someone i can call my own and i pray our friendship turns out to be what i envisage.bye for now and take good care of your self my ...................hope to hear from you soon."

Too bad there's no "gagging" icon. He lost me at "hey, baby". All I can envision is some swarmy character with slicked back hair and too many gold chains showing from the open too far neck of his shirt made of some sleazy material, crooning....."Hey, baby, have I told you that your eyes sparkle like dat globe over da dance floor???"
EEEWWWW!!!
ABM
Wow, that's pretty bad. With so many guys out there like this it makes me think I might stand at least some chance.
Eric
"Envisage," huh? Fascinating... is he "hansom," too?
I liked that he thought you looked RESPONSIBLE. Sounds like he needs someone to pay his bills!!
Tracy
I just got the SAME EXACT EMAIL from this guy two days ago. I knew I had seen the word "envisage" before! LOL!! I wonder how his search is going... hehe. He lost me after "hi baby". How cheesy!
I love it how they all want to 'spoil' someone... hahaha
They ALL say that!