Oh yeah baby

iVillage Member
Registered: 02-15-2005
Oh yeah baby
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Wed, 03-30-2005 - 4:02pm

ROFLOL

Unbelievable:

About Me
hey im b-. i love the yankees. im a lawyer . im looking for a woman who would be the love of my life.I like to go to the beach and love to tan. im looking for a the right woman. i m looking for a long term relaiton ship. i enjoy health quality workouts. i enjoy going to the gym. i have big muscles. i work in my job a lot of hours. i would like to start my own family.

About You
a woman that doesnt have to do it all. caring. one who will love me back. i would love one who would massage me everynight after long hard work. i would like a wife with blonde hair. its my fantasy. but anyone will do.

He's very very hot, if those are really his pics. He's 6'5, which is perfect for me. He's 35, which is do-able for me.

But puh-leeeze. If you are going to claim you're a lawyer, at least write a decent profile. Oh, and he has a Bachelor's degree. But no advanced degree. Isn't that special?


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iVillage Member
Registered: 05-16-2004
In reply to: sisfox
Wed, 03-30-2005 - 4:19pm
My sense is that there are a decent number of chemically imbalanced folks online who get their jollies posting fake profiles.
iVillage Member
Registered: 02-02-2004
In reply to: sisfox
Wed, 03-30-2005 - 5:54pm
Liar, liar pants on fire...LMAO
iVillage Member
Registered: 12-29-2004
In reply to: sisfox
Wed, 03-30-2005 - 5:59pm
Maybe he just meant that he was working in a law firm! LOL.
iVillage Member
Registered: 02-15-2005
In reply to: sisfox
Wed, 03-30-2005 - 6:01pm
You too can have an exciting career in interoffice mail delivery.


iVillage Member
Registered: 10-12-2003
In reply to: sisfox
Wed, 03-30-2005 - 8:26pm

LOL. You are tickling me pink!

Did I ever tell you I was a brain surgeon who is also an astronaut? Yes, it's true! I perform lobotomies on aliens. I swear. :)

 

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-17-2005
In reply to: sisfox
Wed, 03-30-2005 - 8:38pm
Maybe he was drunk when he wrote it.......
iVillage Member
Registered: 12-29-2004
In reply to: sisfox
Wed, 03-30-2005 - 8:42pm
or men's & women's bathrooms.. no wonder he works hard till late and needs someone to massage him... !!
iVillage Member
Registered: 02-15-2005
In reply to: sisfox
Wed, 03-30-2005 - 8:51pm
HEY! I remember you...there was this bright light in the middle of the woods, and the next thing I knew, I was floating up towards this metal flying thing......


iVillage Member
Registered: 10-12-2003
In reply to: sisfox
Wed, 03-30-2005 - 9:07pm
Yep, that was me!!! And then I poked you with my plastic fork, inserted my race's microchips in your ears and gave you Reeses Pieces for dinner... :D I'm so glad you remember... Now you must bear the Smurf children that will take over the world!

 

iVillage Member
Registered: 02-15-2005
In reply to: sisfox
Wed, 03-30-2005 - 9:21pm
What was it LG was saying about OLD posters and drugs? ROFLMAO


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