OMG - this one takes the cake

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-25-2004
OMG - this one takes the cake
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Thu, 07-14-2005 - 10:47am

This profile was so outrageous I just had to share - it appears to be a lawyer in his 40s - look what he writes!! I pasted it exact!!

I only date attractive, sexy, young woman. There are a lot of the others and I do not have to go on line to find them. Just walk outside. I may be the first older guy you have dated. Every woman when she is young hooks up with an older guy just for the experience. NO ONE UNDER 18 or over weight which is 60% of the population. I prefer tall blonds. But then it is just a date. Usually I fly dates in from out of town.There are two types of dates. I am looking for a wife but I also date. If you fly in The usual date is 4 days of sky diving swimming with the dolphins, dining out.I have never dated anyone over 22. If this did not work for me I would not do it. If your in your 40+ ,have children of the age I date, divorced, fat, hate your X, don't blame me and don't waste our time by telling me what you think of me dating young women

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Thu, 07-14-2005 - 2:25pm
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Registered: 05-15-2004
Thu, 07-14-2005 - 3:12pm

I doubt he's really a lawyer, but even if he is, would it really matter? How could any woman be attracted to that?

Good luck dude, you're going to need it.

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Registered: 12-05-2004
Wed, 07-20-2005 - 7:14am

welp...he is a wolf..at least on that profile he is not in sheep's clothing lol...its the to good to be true's that worry me these days as ive been mindf*cked to the max and believe everyone is really this kind of guy inside. :sigh:

.........i need therapy lol..
Lizzie ::paranoid::

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Registered: 03-27-2003
Wed, 07-20-2005 - 1:25pm

No Lizzie, they're not all like that. *s*

I agree with all the other posters except ivos2004 re: him being honest. I think he swam right past the honesty pool and into the pasture!! What a pile of BS!!! Who's he trying to convince, real women or himself? Of course, no REAL woman would be interested....maybe a gold-digging witch, but no one with any real substance or brains! What a loser....

~catherine

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Registered: 03-17-2005
Wed, 07-20-2005 - 4:11pm
Why does anyone believe this profile is real? And if it is - to each their own, ya know? I don't get the obsession with lawyers either.....lol.
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Registered: 04-19-2004
Sat, 07-30-2005 - 8:43am

LOL that's okay I found a "new member" on the dating site this morning, I thought he was quite nice looking and I looked at his profile and decided, ummm you aren't going to get anyone with that profile dude. This is what it said:

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Registered: 01-31-2004
Sat, 07-30-2005 - 10:44am
Is this for real?!!
That is too funny. I can't imagine to post something like that alone with a picture! Some people are crazy!

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