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| Sat, 02-12-2005 - 11:58am |
I think it would be funny to post a satirical profile that essentially showed a picture with as many red flags as possible. Me, in a wifebeater, leaning on a really old crappy car, cigarette out of my mouth, bottle of Jack in my right hand, pregnant female with one tooth under my left arm. If possible pose in front of the dirtiest, broken down trailer with trash piled outside.
The only problem I keep coming up with is - I don't think people would be able to tell it apart from the regular profiles...

I'll do it if xriver comes down in a dirty bathrobe with all her teeth blackened out.....
We could actually share pictures then! I haven't been successful at getting Walmart guy approved for main picture status because I guess they don't see the resemblance.
Can I wear my hair in curlers, under a rain scarf, with support hose, slippers, and a flowered housedress under the bathrobe?
Let me know if you have any Jim Beam or if you need me to bring some down.
Ugh. LG...we ALL have to get out more. (Although, I have been outside shoveling AGAIN since we got well over a foot of snow up here and the drifts and flurries yesterday ruined my previous efforts.)
LG,
I'll supply the Bluetick Coonhound laying at your feet. But you'll need a shotgun in there somewhere, or at least a picture of the gun rack in your pick-up truck :)
ABM
You all are too much, sometimes!