A Red Letter Day in my OLD Life

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Registered: 05-31-2003
A Red Letter Day in my OLD Life
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Thu, 02-10-2005 - 7:55pm

I got my first disgusting email:

Yes, my own property (2.7 acres) is already paid for. The view is fantastic! The neighbors are too far away to hear you in climax!
My girlfriend (leaving in May) sez that I need to keep my libido in tact for when she returns next winter.
I guess buy now you have figured out that I'm not Lancelot. Just this guy that really enjoys the scent of a woman.
If you are still trepidasious, perhaps I could give you her e-mail address or phone number to let you know that this is really all above board.
Sounds crazy doe'snt it?

Please write back, even if to tell me to go to H>

What a prize! All this from a person who has their profile "unavailable". Ya think I should write him back? YUK!!!!!

ABM

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iVillage Member
Registered: 07-24-2004
Fri, 02-11-2005 - 3:07am
That is just insane. People have just lost it these days. Normalcy is way too lacking in the OLD world. You poor thing.
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-31-2003
Fri, 02-11-2005 - 8:47am

Well, his profile miraculously appeared this morning, so I reported him to Yahoo. And I also blocked him.

So there!

ABM

iVillage Member
Registered: 07-24-2004
Fri, 02-11-2005 - 12:33pm

Trepidasious?

This is my new favorite made-up word since I got the e-mail from the guy who appreciated "spontinuity" in a woman.

Tracy

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