So I meet this guy over the weekend....

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So I meet this guy over the weekend....
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Wed, 03-29-2006 - 9:42am

...he seems nice, very good looking, and we have just everything in common which is extremely rare. I was really excited, figuring that he might be great date material.

This man made one teeny tiny error while talking to me. He mentioned that he hung out on a local sports-related bulletin board, a board I frequent as well. He didn't tell him his user name.

Ah, but Chamey has been a fixture on the Internet for years, she knows how to perform a search, she knows how to make an educated guess about a username, even if she knows nothing about the person. Okay, so I do a google search on the guy's given name and find his email address. I notice the email address has a funky name. I go to the message board that he was on and do a search for that particular name and find a username. I look at the user profile and find.........his complete website describing:

His personal history (includes pictures)
Pictures of him and his family
His job history
Why people come to his site and why they need to leave
His military history (includes pictures)
His personal mission in life
A detailed description of every single one of his hobbies ( with supporting links)
Complete instructions on his diet
Complete instructions on his exercise regimen (with supporting pictures)
All awards, honors bestowed upon him
Pictures and descriptions of his friends
Complete instructions on how people should live their life
What he doesn't like in other people
Women he thinks are hot (includes pictures)
Jokes he thinks are funny (none are funny and many exemplify his mild antagonism of women)

I'd provide the link but you know darned well that he has sitemeter and
can see what link is directing people to his site.

I was planning to have conversation with him the next time I saw him but there isn't much left to ask, since I know far more than I ever wanted about this individual. I also don't think I am in the market for a supervisor, as I am pretty happy with my diet and fitness plan and don't need a new personal mission.

Run, Forest, run.

Back to the drawing board.

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Thu, 03-30-2006 - 3:35am
ROFLMAO on the "Run Forest Run"! lol
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