Thought I'd Read Them All...

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Registered: 03-03-2004
Thought I'd Read Them All...
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Fri, 06-23-2006 - 9:41pm

I ran across this profile. What a dream boat! Not!

I am a man that likes to stay home than rather go out but if have to go out dont like big crowds, and not for to long I like the comfort of my home. I like loud music and working on my truck and yard and house and exspect my woman to help me. I want a fenmale that can handle me, I want no liar, or cheater. I want her to put all her attention into me and when I want it. I am a jealous man and bit controlling but that is my ways to show I care and keep her all mine and stay faithful. She must know I need my space as well, so when my friends come over she is to mind her own business not be involved unless I allow it. If I want you to give me my sexual desires I expect it cause if you dont i will find someone that will. I have 3 boys and there mother at this point lives in the upstairs of the house and I am downstairs but that is all it is. She will be leaving soon. I expect my woman to not goto bars, a womans place is not in a bar unless she is with me, cause men go looking in bars for woman to give what they want. I do have cameras in my home all over and I will see and hear everything so dont try to play me. She must have her own money and job to my standards. She must clean and cook. I am old fashion I guess and strict. i am not much of a social person i would rather stay home and do things so it is more comfortable, I will take you out and go once in while but as long as it isnt packed or my scene. My female must give me attention when I demand it. I expect alot from my female so that is why It can be difficult to deal with me,so if your up for the challenge then contactme. I do expect you to answer very personal questions that is my way to see if your a liar.

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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-16-2006
Fri, 06-23-2006 - 10:04pm
I bet he gets TONS of replies!
heather 5-18-10
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Registered: 11-05-2005
Fri, 06-23-2006 - 10:12pm

Hi,

No way... This guy is way beyond self centered: what’s next “bring me my slippers woman”
Please … What I always found more alarming is the thought that someone might actually reply to “this add”.

Thanks for sharing
W.

iVillage Member
Registered: 02-01-2005
Fri, 06-23-2006 - 10:17pm
Oohhhh....sexy.
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-06-2006
Sat, 06-24-2006 - 11:26am
Well, at least he's honest and straightforward!
iVillage Member
Registered: 02-02-2004
Sat, 06-24-2006 - 3:59pm

Damn, where do these people come from...

I suspect this guy is either Hispanic, muslim or he is just pulling everone's leg...

There aren't still guys like that, are there??? LOL

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-13-2004
Sat, 06-24-2006 - 4:18pm
Probably some joke. Or maybe his "estranged wife," the one who lives upstairs, posted it...
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-06-2006
Sat, 06-24-2006 - 11:16pm

Re: << I suspect this guy is either Hispanic, muslim or he is just pulling everone's leg...>>

As someone who dated quite a few Hispanic men in her younger days (my family lived in Mexico during part of my teens), and who numbers quite a few Hispanics among her friends today, I want to say that:

(a) I've heard that kind of male chauvinism more often from certain working class American males than from Latinos

(b) I've never met either a Latino or a Muslim who had so very little "style" for attracting a woman.

What is amazing about that profile is not what the guy wants but that he feels free to state it. Like you, I think it may be someone who is kidding. Otherwise, it is someone who is a bit delusional about what online dating is all about. It sure sounded American to me.

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-09-2003
Sun, 06-25-2006 - 12:23am

>>I suspect this guy is either Hispanic, muslim or he is just pulling everone's leg...

I suspect you are suffering from generalization and stereotyping and I bet you have never dated a Hispanic or muslim!
What would you do if the guy is a Christian white American? stop dating Americans?

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Registered: 03-03-2004
Sun, 06-25-2006 - 10:47am

I'm pasting the other part of his ad to settle the debate. For my part, I don't think it's a joke. You probably just haven't met men from IA yet. lol

A man

Age: 38; Council Bluffs, IA
Active during the last 3 days
About Me
First Name:Brad

Gender:Man seeking a Woman

Marital Status:I'll tell you later

Body Type:Average

Height:6' 0"

Eyes:Blue

Hair:Light Brown

Ethnicity:Caucasian (white)

Sense of Humor:Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Other

Social Setting:Home Body

TV Watching:Movies

Smoking:I'll tell you later

Drinking:Drinks regularly

Living Situation:With kids, With roommate(s)

Have Kids:Yes - at home full-time

Want (more) kids:No

Education:High School Grad

Employment Status:Unemployed

Occupation:Other

Income:Less than $24,999

Religion:Other

Attend Services:Never

Political Views:I'll tell you later

Astrology:Virgo

Languages:English

Interests:Computers / Internet

In my own words
I am a man that likes to stay home than rather go out but if have to go out dont like big crowds, and not for to long I like the comfort of my home. I like loud music and working on my truck and yard and house and exspect my woman to help me. I want a fenmale that can handle me, I want no liar, or cheater.

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-13-2004
Sun, 06-25-2006 - 5:47pm
Heh! That's funny indeed. People, let's write to that guy, and see what happens. I am really curious to know what his first message would look like.

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