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| Fri, 06-23-2006 - 9:41pm |
I ran across this profile. What a dream boat! Not!
I am a man that likes to stay home than rather go out but if have to go out dont like big crowds, and not for to long I like the comfort of my home. I like loud music and working on my truck and yard and house and exspect my woman to help me. I want a fenmale that can handle me, I want no liar, or cheater. I want her to put all her attention into me and when I want it. I am a jealous man and bit controlling but that is my ways to show I care and keep her all mine and stay faithful. She must know I need my space as well, so when my friends come over she is to mind her own business not be involved unless I allow it. If I want you to give me my sexual desires I expect it cause if you dont i will find someone that will. I have 3 boys and there mother at this point lives in the upstairs of the house and I am downstairs but that is all it is. She will be leaving soon. I expect my woman to not goto bars, a womans place is not in a bar unless she is with me, cause men go looking in bars for woman to give what they want. I do have cameras in my home all over and I will see and hear everything so dont try to play me. She must have her own money and job to my standards. She must clean and cook. I am old fashion I guess and strict. i am not much of a social person i would rather stay home and do things so it is more comfortable, I will take you out and go once in while but as long as it isnt packed or my scene. My female must give me attention when I demand it. I expect alot from my female so that is why It can be difficult to deal with me,so if your up for the challenge then contactme. I do expect you to answer very personal questions that is my way to see if your a liar.

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Amazing. I think it is creepy that there is a man out there who believes that is reality.
I read him as a non-working, couch-sitting, movie-watching, loud-music-listening, poker-playing, unsocialized, possibly married (common law?), pot-smoking?, beer-drinking, overweight, scraped through high school, self-centered, egotistical and yet low self-esteem scary kind of person.
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Maybe he figures he can attract a woman who will support him and his kids. That would be solve everything nicely for him.
Out of lurk mode...........
OMG!!! He forgot to say and needs to add ~ and when I feel like it, I will hit you over the head with my club and drag you back to my cave because that is what cavemen do!
Logan
There a keeper. Is there any problem this guy does not have?
LOOOOOSER
Someone should write to him and keep us posted.
Would be interesting to know more about his background/story.
"I read him as a non-working, couch-sitting, movie-watching, loud-music-listening, poker-playing, unsocialized, possibly married (common law?), pot-smoking?, beer-drinking, overweight, scraped through high school, self-centered, egotistical and yet low self-esteem scary kind of person. "
Talk about sterotyping lol
I am a WORKING, couch sitting when I have a second, movie watching, loud music listening, card playing, SOCIALIZED, legally married (divorcing), pot smoking, beer drinking, overweight, scraped through all school, NOT self centered NOT egotistical low self esteem GREAT kind of person who works hard to provide for my family and loves others.
OK that was just a joke, SO IS THIS GUY!!!
You guys are a riot, I too would love to see what kind of message he would send to a potential mate lol
Wow! What a winner. Thanks for sharing as it was quite a laugh. Is it for real? My personal guess is that it is, unfortunately. But as someone else said, you've got to hand it to him for being open and honest, assuming it isn't a joke. That also means it limits responses, if any. He'll be lonely for a lo-o-o-o-o-ong time. :-)
Kind of reminds me of a funny sign in front of a fishing shop. It went something like....
Wanted: Good woman who enjoys fishing and has a boat. Send photo of boat.
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