Top profile turn offs

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Registered: 08-10-2005
Top profile turn offs
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Mon, 10-03-2005 - 5:01pm

Keeping in mind that this is totally individual in nature....what are your top three turn offs in a profile?

Mine---
pics without shirts when there is no water in sight (ie pool, lake etc). If you are in your bathroom,livingroom, or other room without a shirt I will say NEXT.

Roommates, lack of profession, or student status.

Children. (I have none, want none, dont relate to them)

You LOVE the outdoors.

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iVillage Member
Registered: 01-17-2005
Tue, 10-04-2005 - 9:52pm
i'm over 45. whenever i see a man in my age bracket looking for a "GIRL" i want to scream. also naked or shirtless pics and AWFUL SPELLING. definately a NO.
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Registered: 04-25-2003
Wed, 10-05-2005 - 11:34am

Ha! Amateur Romance Novelists - how perfect! And oh, how I hate those. Do women actually fall for that stuff?

Top Ten Things I Hate about your profile

1. You've got a username with some form of 69 in it. Which one are you, Beavis or Butthead?

2. Some mention or mentions of sex in your profile.

3. Cuddling - oh dear lord

4. All your toys. I want to meet a human being, not a storage locker.

5. No shirt. No response from me, no problem.

6. Your list of don'ts.

7. Trying to date well below your age range. It doesn't make you virile, just shallow.

8. Mugshot photos. I'm not beautiful, but I'm a lot more attractive when I smile.

9. Pictures of your toys. If I see one more Harley, I might surely die. (And I'm a car/bike person).

10. Old pictures. Especially old pictures with other women in them.

iVillage Member
Registered: 06-27-2005
Wed, 10-05-2005 - 11:50am

Let's see-

1) men who say they are already in a relationship and looking for women on the side.
2) men who make less money than me.
3) ghetto talk/slang
4) no college education
5) dreds or corn rows

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-10-2005
Wed, 10-05-2005 - 11:48pm

Saw this one on match......it hits every single dislike that has been mentioned (almost)......Does this guy really think he has a chance?????oh and he is wearing a hat and sunglasses in photo.........I tried to edit his personal info to protect the innocent.

"ever swim with sharks"

I am a: 39 yr old man
looking for: 21 to 40-year old woman
relationships: Currently separated
my ethnicity: White / Caucasian
body type: About average
height: 5’ 10” (177.8 cms)
sense of humor: Slapstick: Ask me about my favorite episode of “I Love Lucy”, Goofy: Cartoons still crack me up, Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback, Friendly: I’ll laugh at anything
sign: Virgo


About me and who I'd like to date
"I'm getting bored with yoga-any ideas for another kind of class to take?" or tap your hopes and dreams with a comment: "I'm hoping to find someone who'll take a train with me .The next time you're walking your date home and it starts raining, consider grabbing your sweetie and giving a long smooch, sans umbrella. The wetness of your face and lips will give this kiss an incredibly sensual vibe.



Appearance

height: 5’ 10” (177.8 cms)

eyes: Green

hair: Dark brown

body type: About average

body art: Strategically placed tattoo, Piercings you’ll have to ask about, Scarred

best feature: A sweet spot not on the list

Interests

for fun:
alright where do i start? well, I'm funny, sexy, smart, great in bed, oh yea check this out this how you could get a hold of me if you can figure this out ****whtshark at #%&;. ok see there are three symbles after then are three symbles after


favorite hot spots:
well see if you figure out my puzzle and i get your mail then I'll tell you every thing

favorite things:
motorcycles,jet skies,fast cars, fast women, scuba diving, girls gone wild, pepsi, street bikes ,strip clubs, dancers, pizza etc. etc.

last read:
whatever

sense of humor: Slapstick: Ask me about my favorite episode of “I Love Lucy”, Goofy: Cartoons still crack me up, Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback, Friendly: I’ll laugh at anything

sports and exercise: Swimming, Auto racing / Motorcross, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Hockey

common interests: Movies/Videos, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports, Watching sports

Lifestyle

exercise habits: Walking to the car is enough for me

daily diet: Meat and potatoes, Keep it healthy, Junk food junkie, All chocolate, all the time

smoke: Trying to quit

drink: Gave it up

job: Self-Employed

income: No Answer

my place: Live with roommate(s)

have kids: None

want kids: No Answer

pets:

I have: No Answer

I don't have, but like: Cats, Fish, Reptiles, Birds, Exotic pets, Other

I don't like: Dogs, Gerbils / Guinea Pigs / Etc., Fleas, Horses

Background/Values

ethnicity: White / Caucasian

faith: Spiritual but not religious

education: High school, School of life

languages: English

politics: Some other viewpoint

About My Date

hair: Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum

eyes: Blue, Brown, Hazel, Colored contacts

height: 4’ 10” (147.3 cms) to 5’ 8” (172.7 cms)

body type: Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, Curvy

languages: English

ethnicity: White / Caucasian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Other

faith: Any

education: Any

job: Any

income: Any

smoke: Any

drink: Non-alcoholic beverages only, Social drinker, maybe one or two, Gave it up

relationships: Committed relationships but never married, Widowed, Currently separated, Divorced, Several committed relationships — but now single, Never been in a committed relationship

have kids: Any

want kids: Any

turn-ons: Tattoos, Body piercings, Long hair, Skinny dipping, Flirting, Thrills, Public displays of affection, Dancing, Money, Erotica, Candlelight, Thunderstorms

turn-offs: Sarcasm, Boldness / Assertiveness

perfect date:
Intimate
Sensual stroll along the beach, the sunset reflected in our eyes as we hold hands and enjoy the tide

Photos

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