very bizarre :)

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Registered: 01-31-2004
very bizarre :)
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Mon, 03-14-2005 - 6:18pm


Crazy stuff. This is written by a 25 years old kid (I am 35). Here it goes - for your amusement...

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Hello Sweetie.......
...this is my first time doing this but your profile caught my eye and you def intrigued me...Im from your area as well and liked what you had to say in your profile... heres a wee bit more about myself and hopefully I manage to interest you so we may become friends and go from there....
My goal is to be able to make a living solely from my
business ventures and ideas. Whether it's doing
marketing and sales (which is what I do now) or
running a modeling agency (which is a future dream
business venture of mine) (I am not too picky).
Although I am very attracted to the entertainment and
music industry (I would love to put some of my songs I
have written on cd and I have actually had a small
stint doing a TV commercial so I thought that was a
blast). I also love love love to read books and
different magazines as well as write. I am very
outgoing and love to make people laugh (I was voted
"most humorous" in college). Laughter is the best
medicine and I couldn't imagine life without it!

Two of the main reasons I would love to have a very
successful business career is so that: 1. I can travel
all over the world. There are so many places that I
would love to visit and running my own business will
let me attend to these trips and take time off work
here and there to make sure I can see the world. I
want to be able to look back when I am older and have
experienced as much as possible. And 2. There are a
lot of charities that I would love to be able to
donate to including the Diabetes Foundation (my
grandfather passed away from diabetes) and Make-A-Wish
Foundation as well as some environmental charities.

I am also a huge music lover. Music is so powerful to
me. If I wasn't pursuing business, I would do
something with music or traveling. I listen to hip-hop
and r&b on a daily basis (that is my favorite music to
dance to as well), but I also love music by David
Gray, Ben Harper, Cheryl Crow, Tim Mcgraw etc. I also
enjoy salsa, rumba (Gypsy Kings), a bit of classical
now and then (I played the bass recorder for a few
years when I was younger but nothing too fancy). Yes I
was in band in high school (but don't get it twisted-
I wasn't a band geek!) .

I'm very active. I love the outdoors and sports. Some
of my favorites: running, soccer, basketball,
football, squash and waterpolo. I am pretty big on
healthy living as well. I drink every now and then but
not on a regular basis. In fact, I didn't get drunk
for the first time until I was 23. I was always the
first person on the dance floor with no alcohol so I
figured why start. However, now I drink from time to
time. Overall I would say that I am pretty uninhibited
and full of energy. Now I will quickly add that I do
not smoke and honestly can't stand the stuff, but
that's just me being 100% honest.

I am looking for an attractive lady (inside and out)
that is intelligent, funny, witty, sarcastic,
ambitious, thoughtful, successful, trustworthy, loyal,
passionate, romantic, active, healthy and close to his
family. (Thats not asking too much is it?) I was born
in Marietta, Ohio and also lived in Nigeria, West
Africa (lived there the first 10 years of my life and
all of my dad's family lives out there). So even
though I have lived in Ohio since I was 11, I am very
attracted to people that aren't specifically from the
Midwest but have that kind of warm and caring nature.
Also, someone who has a positive outlook on life and
lives life to the fullest.

I know that this description might seem impossible but
after all I am a romantic and would rather wait for my
princess in shining glamour than to settle and not be
totally happy. I believe that any lasting relationship
is established through a solid friendship. So I am
first looking for a friend and hopefully more in due
time.

If I sound at all like someone you'd be interested in
befriending and seeing where things go please feel
free to email me at "***com". My screen
name for both yahoo messanger and aol messanger is
"***" so if you choose to chat you can access me
through there... looking forward to getting to know
you, Sincerely, ***.

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iVillage Member
Registered: 05-16-2004
In reply to: ivos2004
Mon, 03-14-2005 - 7:23pm
Skid Marks are no laughing matter.
iVillage Member
Registered: 10-17-2002
In reply to: ivos2004
Mon, 03-14-2005 - 8:56pm

Yikes! I thought I had some crazies!! Those are both frightening. Neither one asks anything about the person they are writing to and both seem like cut and paste form letters. A couple months ago, I received the same form letter from a guy TWICE on two different sites! I sent him back an email saying, hmm, this is strangely familiar. Where have I heard it? OH YEAH! You sent me the exact same email on Match! Gotta love shotgunning!

BTW though - I would STRONGLY suggest taking his screen name off here. A couple months ago, we had some ugly business with a guy that got contacted from people here when his screen name was posted. He came out and got really, really nasty. It is a good idea to use fake names where ever possible!




Edited 3/14/2005 10:09 pm ET ET by vexer_hw

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iVillage Member
Registered: 01-01-2004
In reply to: ivos2004
Mon, 03-14-2005 - 9:08pm

Oooops!

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Registered: 10-26-2004
In reply to: ivos2004
Mon, 03-14-2005 - 10:47pm

Hi Ivos,

Heyyyyyyy....if men can date a woman ten years younger, why can't We?! lol!

I have had winks, emails and real life encounters where men up to 20 years younger have approched me. I typically do Not date men that much younger,as I am looking for a man with almost grown children, like mine, and an established career. I have gone out with a man who was 15 years younger, and we had a good time.

Many younger men tell me that older women are a lot easier to please,do not chase them, and also do not get all bent over small issues--maybe because with a couple of kids and Two jobs, I don't have time for that stuff!? Actually, I think they appreciate the relaxed attitude and enlightened sexuality that comes with some older women. This surely does Not apply to all older women, Nor do I mean to 'dis on the younger women, as I think you all are a Lot smarter than I was at your age!!!

Not sure what I think about this email, other than he has surely sent it to many, it is a bit practiced, and surely TMI (too much information!) for the first shot out of the cannon. Ease up, Willis!

Truly,
Cupcake

iVillage Member
Registered: 02-15-2005
In reply to: ivos2004
Wed, 03-16-2005 - 2:25pm
He seems to have a great sense of humor, but it was a bit long, and he could get rid of the pompous parts. LOL


iVillage Member
Registered: 09-09-2004
In reply to: ivos2004
Wed, 03-16-2005 - 2:58pm

Uh...you had me at "GOODBYE".....

Next!

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iVillage Member
Registered: 08-19-2004
In reply to: ivos2004
Wed, 03-16-2005 - 4:10pm

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Now THAT'S funny!
LOL!

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