Worst Headliner on Profiles....

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Registered: 05-20-2004
Worst Headliner on Profiles....
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Wed, 03-02-2005 - 10:30am

I got a wink from a guy with this headline.......Gr8Nbed57. Groce!Get this...he stated his age as 33. Whatever! What are they thinkin? What is the tackiest that you have heard?

Jodie

 

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Registered: 01-12-2005
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 10:45am

Hi Jodie!


If someone had winked at me with that slogan.....I would DEMAND written reviews of "his performance" from the last 6 women he slept with!


We both know that you've got much more class than

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Registered: 07-03-2004
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 10:52am

So there are 56 other men with that ID! Scary.

For me, anthing with *4U* in it brings on a groan. I find it infantile.

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Registered: 05-16-2004
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 10:52am

Believe it or not I'm getting responses to "Worlds Worst Online Dater" as a headline -- which I tested on CL and pulled two or three responses to a photoless profile.

http://hartford.craigslist.org/m4w/61650863.html

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Registered: 07-21-2004
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 11:05am
Some of you may remember one I stumbled across once: Mr_11_Inches.

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 11:13am

Hey Jodie,

I see this profile occaisionally and it's from a very attractive woman. How about IGNITEME?

I can see this as being three things....

1) She has to be "ignited" to get her to come out of her shell.
2) She's a woman astronaut.
3) She eats at a mexican restaurant the night before and she only needs a
lighter to get to work...

TT

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Registered: 05-16-2004
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 11:15am
I'm considering using this as my new lead photo.
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Registered: 03-20-2003
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 11:32am

Duuuuude.

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Registered: 05-20-2004
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 11:42am

TT-

You should ask her what it means. And when she responds, tell her Thank-you for clarifiying because you thought it meant #3 is your previous post! LMAO.

Jodie

 

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iVillage Member
Registered: 02-02-2004
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 1:16pm
I swear I saw a profile that said 2hot269...GROSSSSS!!!
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Registered: 02-12-2005
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 2:05pm

Worst headliners....

This is a good topic!

One I saw said: "55 and Still Gettin' It Up"

Another; (a real joker here) "Football Season's Over...I Need Something To Do...."

This one I actually liked a lot: "ALL I WANT IS LOVE AND NO B.S."

:)

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