Worst Headliner on Profiles....

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Registered: 05-20-2004
Worst Headliner on Profiles....
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Wed, 03-02-2005 - 10:30am

I got a wink from a guy with this headline.......Gr8Nbed57. Groce!Get this...he stated his age as 33. Whatever! What are they thinkin? What is the tackiest that you have heard?

Jodie

 

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Registered: 10-26-2004
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 6:41pm

LG,

Here in Texas, that man in the photo would Probably have his profile heading as "Cute14U".

I would list him under the heading of "Defendant", myself!

Truly,
Cupcake

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Registered: 07-24-2004
Wed, 03-02-2005 - 6:51pm

This is a gr8t thread!!!

Linda
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Registered: 12-10-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 4:56am

>>Do you actually take a ruler....pull it out and measure it?<<

If you are a guy? Absolutely. Every guy in here has measured it at some point or another, and any guy who says he hasn't is a big fat LIAR.

Love,

Mr Metric Ruler

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Registered: 07-21-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 9:57am

LOL

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Thu, 03-03-2005 - 9:59am
Yes, I've had TWO boyfriends in the past ask me to measure it for them...to some guys, it is very vital information.

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Thu, 03-03-2005 - 12:17pm

Okay...Now I have got to ask....

To all the guys who are reading this thread...is this indeed true? For I am not surprised that NGOL has done it, but honestly I can't imagine someone like LG doing such a thing.

Anyway...didn't you know that it is not the size that matters...Wink!!

Jodie

 

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Registered: 08-19-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 1:19pm
I would bet that all guys, even LG, have done it :)
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Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 1:29pm

Stacey,

I agree with you in that alot of guys advertise (including photos) the fact they have "elephant trunks" but in fact most have "little smokies". Mr_11_inches was probably a 15 year old boy posing as a 30 year old man. And the 11 inches was probably referring to his shoe size.

TT

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Registered: 05-20-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 1:37pm

All I can say is that ANY guy with an Elephant Trunk...can stay the hell away from me! Ouch...Ouch...Ouch!!

Jodie

 

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Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 1:40pm

But Jodie.....

Those guys do have an advantage especially if you've just had an argument. If your still frisky you can be in the garage and he can be in the bedroom but the deed still gets done.

TT