Worst Headliner on Profiles....

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Registered: 05-20-2004
Worst Headliner on Profiles....
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Wed, 03-02-2005 - 10:30am

I got a wink from a guy with this headline.......Gr8Nbed57. Groce!Get this...he stated his age as 33. Whatever! What are they thinkin? What is the tackiest that you have heard?

Jodie

 

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 1:41pm
I just received a 'wink' from someone on TRUE.com with the name "peckerup69"!!!!
OMG! Delete.
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Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 1:44pm

Donna,

Why don't you e-mail him back and ask what a 69 is? :-)

TT

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Registered: 05-15-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 1:47pm

Jodie,

Actually what NGOL said is probably very accurate. At some time in their life, most guys have probably "measured it". Right or wrong, it's one of those issues that guys have always thought defined their masculinity. We men are pretty warped creatures... lol.

Eric

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Registered: 05-20-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 1:59pm
Honestly...do women really respond to those type of Headlines?

 

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Registered: 12-10-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 2:21pm

>>For I am not surprised that NGOL has done it,<<

Hey! What's that supposed to mean!? :P
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>>but honestly I can't imagine someone like LG doing such a thing.<<

LG was 13-14ish once too, you know. I'm sure it would surprise his children (or will surprise them, if and when someday they realize that fact) but really really really he was.

There's something about getting your hands on the older cousin's much-revered copy of Penthouse and reading "Dear Forum.... I am a student at a large Midwestern University. I do not want to brag, but I am well equipped with 8 inches of raging man meat. The other night, my roommate and I had lined up a double date with the Jurgensen twins.."

When you're 13-14ish, you get curious, and just want to discover how long your own "raging man meat" is. (When you're 13-14ish, it rages a lot.)

Fortunately, that problem goes away and most of us haven't measured our units for at least a few weeks, because we're not obsessed with it or anything. LOL

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Registered: 03-20-2003
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 2:44pm

Okay, you all are just NOT allowed to be this funny during work hours.

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Registered: 05-16-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 5:22pm
tt - you are a funny bastard.
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Registered: 03-11-2004
Thu, 03-03-2005 - 6:48pm

LG,

Two failed marriages will do that to you. In fact, I still remember an incident during the first where our respect for each other was gone. We were in the mall and were arguing over something insignificant while I ordered some food in the food court. Here's the discussion:

The guy taking my order kind of looked at me funny...

1st ex: (In a moderate tone of voice) "Dont' worry about my husband; he's expecting."

The guy had a blank look on his face...

TT: (In a booming response) "Hun, remind me that we need to get you a new dress. The sporting goods store should have a great selection of tents for you to choose."

Everyone within 25 feet was rolling on the floor. :-)

No sex for me ever again with this woman. The divorce followed 2 months later.

TT

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