Would someone please translate this?

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Registered: 05-31-2005
Would someone please translate this?
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Sun, 11-06-2005 - 10:39pm

I received an email from a guy and though I do consider myself intelligent, I honestly have no idea what he is talking about... Would someone please break it down in layman's terms?


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Registered: 11-04-2005
Sun, 11-06-2005 - 10:46pm
This guy's not only a horrible writer, but he sounds nuts. I couldn't get past the first few sentences. Have you had any contact with him, or this is just his initial message to you?
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Registered: 05-31-2005
Sun, 11-06-2005 - 10:49pm
No, lol... this was his initial message to me. Like you, I stopped at the first few sentences and was just scratching my head. I'm thinking... ok, am I just not deep enough to understand?

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Registered: 05-28-2005
Sun, 11-06-2005 - 11:06pm

I wonder if his last name is Webster....it looks like he "coined" a few new words....

That letter is absolutely nuts!

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Registered: 11-02-2005
Sun, 11-06-2005 - 11:16pm
wow, i couldnt even read all that. And i swear my IQ just went down 5 points for trying. He invented words! thats just not right! I'm mean, but seriously, run. Fast. He's weird! Or something is severely wrong with him. Is he foreign? bad translator website maybe? know what i mean? either way. Still odd.
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Registered: 10-17-2002
Sun, 11-06-2005 - 11:25pm

I couldn't get through that without developing a headache. I am hoping that English is not his native language and that he was simply stringing together a bunch of hooey, lovey, dovey BS talk that he thought would impress an American woman? Too bizarre.

You should email back with "HUH?" and see what he says.




Edited 11/6/2005 11:26 pm ET by vexer_hw

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Registered: 05-23-2005
Sun, 11-06-2005 - 11:57pm
I wish I could help you out here but my head just exploded.
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Registered: 05-31-2005
Mon, 11-07-2005 - 6:18am

Your repsonses had me doubled over with laughter. So here's the kicker... not only did he send this once... he sent it again at some point last night.


Can you say Good Grief!


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Registered: 10-11-2005
Mon, 11-07-2005 - 8:20am
WOW! I have seen some b.s. online, but this one's got way too much time on his hands. It means........NOTHING....he's obviously trying very hard to impress you with his vocabulary. What good is that when he can't even make sense? Good luck to you, but for this one.....start running RIGHT NOW.
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Mon, 11-07-2005 - 8:51am

Egads!

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Registered: 06-02-2005
Mon, 11-07-2005 - 9:11am

>Would someone please break it down in layman's terms?

Gladly.

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Hey babe!

I've been looking all over the place for my left shoe. Anyway, I don't have much time for playing games so do you want to get together for some fun? I don't smoke but can drink properly and would like to have sex with you. Honey.

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