Wow, I keep meeting the winners....

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Registered: 05-28-2005
Wow, I keep meeting the winners....
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Tue, 06-14-2005 - 6:29am

Met a guy last night who seemed really nice. We had a nice chat but I knew there was no chemistry for me....

His letter to me after we met solidified that. This is what he wrote. What do you think about this?

What was he thinking with the "Sound like a good deal? line" Isn't that a strange *Joke* to send after a first meeting???

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"I had a nice time with you tonight. Except for the fact that you don't know how to drive a stick shift correctly you're OK! :)

Here's a funny one for ya. Sound like a good deal? :)

Two elderly residents, one male and one female,
were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady,
"I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll
do it with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some
candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes,
starts digging down in her purse.
She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Hell, no," replies the old lady.
"I want four times in the rocking chair!"

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iVillage Member
Registered: 05-16-2004
Tue, 06-14-2005 - 6:49am
oh my.
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-28-2005
Tue, 06-14-2005 - 7:09am

I really didn't expect that from him......I was wondering if I was *reading* it wrong. I guess we all know what he's looking for, huh?

Loser

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Registered: 05-16-2004
Tue, 06-14-2005 - 8:22am
Just be thankful he didn't waste any more of your time.
iVillage Member
Registered: 08-27-2004
Tue, 06-14-2005 - 10:55am

What kind of person thinks it's appropriate to send a joke like that after one meet? People just continue to baffle me.

Holly

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Tue, 06-14-2005 - 11:04am
definitely strange!....seems to be giving you a hint of what he's after...
iVillage Member
Registered: 10-17-2002
Tue, 06-14-2005 - 11:26am
Ummm, euwwww! What a freak. Not only inappropriate, but icky to boot. Have you said anything or just blocked him? I was feeling a little feisty the other day so I sent an email to the guy that sent me the icky romance novel email about our first kiss an email that said "So does that ever work for you? Because to be honest, it creeped me out." Then blocked him. Might have been interesting to see the reply, but...

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Tue, 06-14-2005 - 11:29am
love your email reply!!!!
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Registered: 03-25-2003
Tue, 06-14-2005 - 12:15pm
Just a thought... but if a weirdo emails and you just block or delete him he'll just go on being a weirdo to the next gal; if you clue him... he'll change his approach. If he normalizes his approach it may be days (weeks? months?) before a gal finds out he's a weirdo.
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Registered: 10-17-2002
Tue, 06-14-2005 - 2:43pm
Hmm, excellent point. So to save women everywhere in the DFW area, I should have kept my mouth (or fingers) shut. Since this guy was so freaky, I couldn't resist the "boy you are strange" comment but admittedly, he might modify his approach next time. But hey - maybe it works on someone more naive and less jaded than I (I doubt it, but it could!). That is the type he wants anyway. A woman with half a brain and an ounce of sense is gonna see through his icky initial "our first kiss" email and probably be as creeped out as I was. But definitely point well taken.

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Registered: 02-07-2005
Tue, 06-14-2005 - 3:17pm

Hi KC,

I think this guy sounds really weird to send something like that after a first meet! I would definitely ditch that one! There are so many weirdos disguised as normal guys out there! Next!!!!!!

Sunshine

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