Ya'll have GOT to read this email!! ACK
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| Fri, 01-21-2005 - 11:28pm |
I don't believe this!!!! This one just may beat ABM's last post about the horrendous email. OMG, I cannot believe this poor guy is from the US. I also cannot believe that THIS is the first contact I get after turning my profile back on. I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified! GACK!!!!!
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My dear beautiful lady:
You are absolutly stuning, I don't think I have ever seen such beauti
on these sites. I know by now you have reiceved many 100s of respond from all those young and handsome men out there.
But if I was a knight and you are the princes, I would drive my chariet with all 4 white horces and plug that amazing flower among the thornes and keep you in my castle from the remaning our lives and have many mades just hoverinng around that beauti and catering to all her needs.
If you decided and got board from all the men who are writing to you, just drop a note and say thank you but no thank you
My email is
J
~edited to correct one of MY typos, but his are just not woth the effort!! :P
Edited 1/21/2005 11:30 pm ET ET by xrivergirl

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you sure he isn't living here now but grew up somewhere else? Also he may have a learning disability - or like my friend who has serious spelling issues because well he never did well in english. he isn't dumb and hes a great guy, just his spelling is awful. and his grammer even worse. but other than that, he sounds like a foreigner from the way he wrote. They are a lil ridiculous with the romantic stuff, but its just their (or there, hehe) culture.
anyways, I know I have gotten real bad emails with terrible spelling errors, but honestly I think he prolly is a very bad speller and/or from a foreign country.
>>...would drive my chariet with all 4 white horces and plug that amazing flower among the thornes...<<
Ohhh, Surfergirl...
I do so want to cut him some slack for trying to master English as a second language, or maybe even dyslexic. I don't want to be harsh or cruel, but HOW an I supposed to take the above sentence from his email??? I DO NOT WANT MY FLOWER PLUGGED by some stranger!!!!
He is here now...apparently lives about an hour away from me, but I just cannot take this guy seriously or with any trust. He has no picture posted with his profile, of course. I think he may be after my millions....of pennies. :)
xrg, what I think is that he MEANT to say he would "pluck" the beautiful flower from "among the thorns."
xrivergirl...
After reading this gentleman's confession of love for you....Pianoguy is humming "Chariets of Fire" backwards this afternoon!
"......plug that amazing flower......"
Tell me he meant "pluck"!
LMAO
Welcome back to OLD.
Lisa
i know he prolly is illiterate, but havin a good friend who is awful at grammar/spelling - mostly bc he has ADHD and it wasn't able to learn how children with this dsyfunction learn today. Just saying cut the bad spellers and grammar guys some slack.
but I completely agree with the cheesy cheesy romantic one liners this guy used.
I just feel so badly for people who have such bad grammer/spelling. You never never know what they went through or maybe didn't get the same education the rest of us got.
-S
I don't think I'll cut this one any slack. Sorry.
What exactly is ADHD anyways? ADD? Commitment-phobia? Are these all real?
Lisa
didn't say this guy - but i think its truly insensitive for people to rip on a person's bad grammar/spelling. Although it can be found humorous, you've got to remember some people did not get the same education as you might have. Give people the benefit of the doubt. As far as the one liners - i think it was obvious he was wanting a sexual person - i agree with everyone there.
anyways thats just me though. some people don't seem to have any sort of tolerance for anything except what they call acceptable or intelligent...
ADHD is attn deficit hyper disorder.
My sister had a terrible time in school and cannot spell nor use grammar that great. Just try to give people some slack when it comes to spelling/grammar stuff.
I'll do what I want thank you very much.
Lisa
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