Dating horror stories - a link

You gotta love it when your date, unbeknownst to you, shows up 8 mos pregnant!

I loved the one where the guy from Cambridge suffers through the 30 minute coffee-date-from-hell with the verbally abusive chick, only to realize that they were taking the same 4-stop train ride home...when she inexplicably turns to him and offers up casual sex...leaving him so frightened that he slips through the doors at stop #2, explaining that he had to pass because he had "forgotten something at the office", then savoring the look of utter shock on her face as the train continued on.