Hehehe...I work at a bar that has country some nights, so every hick who happens to be in town for work (a lot of traveling construction and utility workers end up in my area) ends up there. And they all get TRASHED and tend to harass the women. I'd have to say a good percentage of the guys who get kicked out of there are traveling hicks.
I've had to tell my nieces not to make eye contact with them on the street and if that doesn't work, pretend they're deaf. We've had two run-ins in the last month.
I think I've shared the time my girlfriend got hit on by a very drunk, very drug induced lesbian at a local bar/eatery. Well, I use the word hit on, she basically assaulted her. That was fun! I kept telling them not to make eye contact with her. To basically ignore her but they wouldn't listen. Although, I don't know that it would have worked in this case. She was either crazy or was on a cocktail of booze and pills.
Hehehe...this post reminds me of this song we have a line dance to called "Drunk Chicks." It goes:
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I love drunk chicks 'Cause dru-u-u-u-unk chicks love me."
You could replace the word "chicks" with "hicks." Drunk hicks love everyone. I had one of the drunken hicks who was kicked out of the bar I work at tell me he loved me before he was escorted out the door by our big burly Hell's Angels bouncer (who happens to be very protective of the female employees/regulars). :)
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That's pretty much how it is in my hometown, too.
I've had to tell my nieces not to make eye contact with them on the street and if that doesn't work, pretend they're deaf. We've had two run-ins in the last month.
I think I've shared the time my girlfriend got hit on by a very drunk, very drug induced lesbian at a local bar/eatery. Well, I use the word hit on, she basically assaulted her. That was fun! I kept telling them not to make eye contact with her. To basically ignore her but they wouldn't listen. Although, I don't know that it would have worked in this case. She was either crazy or was on a cocktail of booze and pills.
Hehehe...this post reminds me of this song we have a line dance to called "Drunk Chicks." It goes:
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I love drunk chicks
'Cause dru-u-u-u-unk chicks love me."
You could replace the word "chicks" with "hicks." Drunk hicks love everyone. I had one of the drunken hicks who was kicked out of the bar I work at tell me he loved me before he was escorted out the door by our big burly Hell's Angels bouncer (who happens to be very protective of the female employees/regulars). :)
You know what's funny?
Funniest thing I ever saw was at a gay bar in Houston...bunch of drunk gay hicks dancing to ...
(wait for it...)
Gay hicks?
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