A Funny Thing Happened in My Mailbox...
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A Funny Thing Happened in My Mailbox...
| Tue, 02-28-2006 - 6:48pm |
So today I trodded downstairs to my mailbox to see what goodies I would get today. Usually I get bills, coupons and the like as most normal people do and expect to receive in their mailboxes. However, I got this mail order magazine for men's underwear! Amused I leafed through it but oh the horror....
Particularly amusing is the 'shapers' section.
Whats wrong with just a good ol pair of cotton boxers?
Ruby


OMG!! That's hilarious.
Yeah, I agree, unenhanced is preferable.
AJ, enjoying life with C.
Holy crap!
Oh believe you me...the Thong is advertised just fine in the magazine. Shudder....ewww....shudder....
Felt like a damn Playgirl was in my hands today.
I think those enhancer things are the equivalent of a female stuffing her bra! Or the Wonderbra...what a disappointment when it all comes off!
And the underoos with the fire trucks, piglets and hot dogs on them...how is that sexy??? If my dude shows up in that crap, it wouldn't be "oh honey, thats so hot.." I'd laugh my butt off and tell him to put his real underwear back on.
I need to go wash now. Shudder...
Well, you were obviously studying the ads more closely than I was!
Haaaa, I was only paying so close attention because its just truly fascinating that men have an underwear store similar to Vickys secrets. Who knew?
Its supposed to go to a neighbor of mine. The mailman put it in the wrong box. I don't know any of my neighbors except 3 of the men on my floor (one by sight, one by accent, one by name), but they dont live at the number it really belongs to. And I dont think those guys are 'enhancer' kind of men. The one was wearing a suit (looked tres chic in his duds too...pink and navy blue wide diagnol striped tie..thats what caught my eye..and then his butt, which couldnt have possibly been enhanced..anyways, I digress AGAIN) the other guy I know by name is just a "guy's guy" (short, beer drinking, flirty guy) so I'm pretty sure he wouldnt wear firetruck underoos and the one I know by accent is Southern. Some Southern men go commando or keep it simple with the white cotton shorts.
Ya know...I really don't know this much about men's underwear or their habits. I just study people and these are my hypotheses. ;-) But I do know that this just PROVES that some men are way more vain than they let on and that they really do care about their unmentionables. Except mine..I pointed out the holes in his socks and he just laughed at me and said they were fine. Good lord...
And the packages? Definitely socks or some kind of sleeve. Some of it just looks really really un-natural.