Girls don't fart

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Girls don't fart
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Wed, 11-15-2006 - 10:31pm

Yep, I was informed of this tonight.

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Thu, 11-16-2006 - 9:59am
No, we don't fart - but we do piffle.


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Thu, 11-16-2006 - 11:35am

LOL

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Thu, 11-16-2006 - 11:38am

Ain't it the truth. And where did these rules come from in the first place? Is it guilt because of all the beer and onion chili dogs they eat before retiring?

Such sensitive creatures men be.

Lou

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Thu, 11-16-2006 - 7:18pm

That's a good one.

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Thu, 11-16-2006 - 7:23pm

Oh, I'm sure that was just lovely!


Since we're sharing....


The first time T stayed over (also within a month, no judgement from me!), he complained a little the next morning of an upset stomach.

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Thu, 11-16-2006 - 9:41pm
LOL, for some reason I always end up having these conversations early on in the dating period with guys. I always end up having to take a walk outside or quietly sneak away to the farthest bathroom because of holding in the farts for so long when I'm in a new dating situation or relationship. The guys I'm with usually just laugh about the situation and tell me that they are happy that I'm this open to talking about things like this. I can't fart in front of people. I have serious stage fright, especially in the beginning.
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Thu, 11-16-2006 - 11:16pm

I can't do it in front of other people, either!

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Fri, 11-17-2006 - 12:18am
LOL. I know exactly what you mean, especially when they say "I heard that". Then it makes you even more scared to let one seep out. Ideally I would like a bathroom to be on the other side of a huge house for me to be able to let things fly so to speak :-) but living in San Diego, no one owns a big house unless they are millionaires so most people live in small condos or apartments and the reality of the situation is that the bathroom is always close to the living room and bedroom. The other night I was at my new boyfriends house and told him I had gas so I had to take a walk. I was amazed that I even said that but he seems to be open to these sorts of things so we both just laughed it off. Funny because I think my guy seems like a girl too since he dresses so well, is very effeminate and super nurturing but it appears as if he doesn't mind talking about bodily functions as long as it doesn't go too far :-)