Is it clean? Not neurotically spotless - that would be scary - just clean!
Does he have REAL, matching furniture? Not stacked crates for bookshelves, and not mom's and Aunt Ida's mismatched couch and easy chair. Real curtains - not sheets tacked up. You know, furnished like a grown-up's house.
Does he have pets? Are they well taken care of?
I don't snoop in cupboards, closets or the fridge, so those are the surface things that pop to mind.
Good: -- Living, healthy plants -- Real food in the fridge/pantry and at least one bottle of wine -- A variety of music (not all rap or hip hop) -- Something on the walls besides car and rock posters -- A made bed -- Anything unique that shows his personality/interests -- Clean hand towels in the bathroom for guests -- Photos of his family and friends (but no ex-girlfriends or ex-wives)
Bad: -- Calendars featuring naked or semi-naked women, and visible nudie mags lying around -- Whiskers and toothpaste all over the bathroom sink -- Every game system known to man (PS2, XBox, GameCube) -- A plethora of alcohol bottles normally seen in college apartments (i.e. Gold Schlager) -- The cliche black leather couch -- A movie collection that *only* features titles like South Park, Dumb and Dumber, etc.
first i scan for sports stuff.I hate seeing lots of sports stuff around. sure its ok to like sports but to have wall to wall carpet to carpet paraphernalia...big turn off.
also i look in the bathroom...TUB to see if he cleans the house at all. Medicine cabinet to see his hygiene routine...facial cleansing products and moisturizers are a plus (I do not think that it means he's gay at all). I think it means he takes care of his skin.
I look in the fridge/kitchen to see what he likes to eat. IF he is a smoker i look for extra ashtrays to see if he is a light or heavy puffer.Not fond of smokers, but if the connection is right i will weiver that in favor of a relationship provided he is not a truly heavy smoker...i wanna be kissing him, not his ciggies.
And if ever given the sneaky chance..his dressers and tween the matress to see if he is hording PLAYBOY/ hustlers,etc. BIG TURNOFF. Porn kills the relationship.
have i scared ya yet? I am not high maintenance but i do have strick boundaries.
Music, books, sports items, movies things that show his interests.
Cleaning supplies and a plunger
A welcoming bedroom (no dirty laundry, bad lighting or unmade bed)
A case of beer and at least one bottle of wine
Pictures of his family and friends
A clean, well stocked refrigerator
A BBQ grill
Kleenex and Hand soap
A healthy and hidden stock of porn (ok I'm weird, I admit it, but they're gonna use it/look anyway and as long as it doesnt replace me or hinder their outside life, I dont care)
Toilet paper
Condoms
Bad things:
Flourescent lightings of Beer slogans or other such nonsense
Girlie posters hanging on the wall. Other posters are ok in small doses, preferably framed.
A big ridiculous tv and all the electronics in the world but no care about "useful" things like furniture
Anything growing that isnt a domesticated animal or small child
Standing water, puddles or mud near the front door
Empty beer bottle collections
Futons
Cobwebs
Guns that are not in a secure gun case (saw this once...and he had a 6 year old son walking around too, not sure if they were loaded or not..yeeek!!)
Guess it depends on the woman you are hoping to impress! What do you think she would like to see? I think an absolute would be the toilet- clean inside and outside and no lingering pee smell. Photos of family and friends show you are capable of maintaining relationships and that other people find you likable.
A guys house will always be clean on the first couple of dates? Well then, apparently you have not dated some of the guys I have. Then you would know that is not always the case!
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Is it clean? Not neurotically spotless - that would be scary - just clean!
Does he have REAL, matching furniture? Not stacked crates for bookshelves, and not mom's and Aunt Ida's mismatched couch and easy chair. Real curtains - not sheets tacked up. You know, furnished like a grown-up's house.
Does he have pets? Are they well taken care of?
I don't snoop in cupboards, closets or the fridge, so those are the surface things that pop to mind.
Good:
-- Living, healthy plants
-- Real food in the fridge/pantry and at least one bottle of wine
-- A variety of music (not all rap or hip hop)
-- Something on the walls besides car and rock posters
-- A made bed
-- Anything unique that shows his personality/interests
-- Clean hand towels in the bathroom for guests
-- Photos of his family and friends (but no ex-girlfriends or ex-wives)
Bad:
-- Calendars featuring naked or semi-naked women, and visible nudie mags lying around
-- Whiskers and toothpaste all over the bathroom sink
-- Every game system known to man (PS2, XBox, GameCube)
-- A plethora of alcohol bottles normally seen in college apartments (i.e. Gold Schlager)
-- The cliche black leather couch
-- A movie collection that *only* features titles like South Park, Dumb and Dumber, etc.
AJ, enjoying life with C.
first i scan for sports stuff.I hate seeing lots of sports stuff around.
sure its ok to like sports but to have wall to wall carpet to carpet paraphernalia...big turn off.
also i look in the bathroom...TUB to see if he cleans the house at all. Medicine cabinet to see his hygiene routine...facial cleansing products and moisturizers are a plus (I do not think that it means he's gay at all). I think it means he takes care of his skin.
I look in the fridge/kitchen to see what he likes to eat.
IF he is a smoker i look for extra ashtrays to see if he is a light or heavy puffer.Not fond of smokers, but if the connection is right i will weiver that in favor of a relationship provided he is not a truly heavy smoker...i wanna be kissing him, not his ciggies.
And if ever given the sneaky chance..his dressers and tween the matress to see if he is hording PLAYBOY/ hustlers,etc. BIG TURNOFF. Porn kills the relationship.
have i scared ya yet? I am not high maintenance but i do have strick boundaries.
Good things:
Clean but not anal retentive
Music, books, sports items, movies things that show his interests.
Cleaning supplies and a plunger
A welcoming bedroom (no dirty laundry, bad lighting or unmade bed)
A case of beer and at least one bottle of wine
Pictures of his family and friends
A clean, well stocked refrigerator
A BBQ grill
Kleenex and Hand soap
A healthy and hidden stock of porn (ok I'm weird, I admit it, but they're gonna use it/look anyway and as long as it doesnt replace me or hinder their outside life, I dont care)
Toilet paper
Condoms
Bad things:
Flourescent lightings of Beer slogans or other such nonsense
Girlie posters hanging on the wall. Other posters are ok in small doses, preferably framed.
A big ridiculous tv and all the electronics in the world but no care about "useful" things like furniture
Anything growing that isnt a domesticated animal or small child
Standing water, puddles or mud near the front door
Empty beer bottle collections
Futons
Cobwebs
Guns that are not in a secure gun case (saw this once...and he had a 6 year old son walking around too, not sure if they were loaded or not..yeeek!!)
Overflowing garbage can
Ex gf gifts or personal mementos
I think an absolute would be the toilet- clean inside and outside and no lingering pee smell.
Photos of family and friends show you are capable of maintaining relationships and that other people find you likable.
Everyone is invited to my house!
Edit: Forgot to ask. Is it bad to have handcuffs attached to the bedposts?
Edited 7/4/2006 12:58 pm ET by hal_9000
Yeah, really! I got a big chuckle out of that one ;-). Emdeesea's been lucky, I guess!
Sheri
Boys:
This is one thing I can't understand. The bathroom is the smallest room in the house. Keep it clean lads.
One thing I saw on a date was a giant poster of Al Pachino in Scarface with a machine gun right in the living room. Eeeew. Please!
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