My weekend in Bizzaro-Boyland
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| Mon, 06-18-2007 - 2:53pm |
I had a very interesting week in an alternate universe that I will call Bizzaro-Boyland.
It started on Thrusday I went out on what was beknownst to me, a blind date. I say this because I am not dating right now, I just ended an engagement and am really not interested in dating at all. But I just moved to a new city and a former co-worker hooked me up with her nephew so I would know some people in the area. He called me and we went out. He referred to never being out on a blind date and asked if I had ever been on one. I said "no" and thought "and I'm still not". But that is neither here nor there. He was talking about how his roommate was supposed to take a girl out that night as well and he said the roommate talks about this girl all the time, a little too much acutally. He said that the roommate didn't want the girl to get the wrong impresssion. I think he doesn't want the girl to think the guy wants a relationship and all but the blind date goes on to say "he doesn't want to be just friends". Hmm, ok well yes occasionally some guys I guess like girls and want the whole 9 yards with them. Not yet quite in Bizzaro Boyland but coming to the enterance.
On Saturday I go to my apartment buildings pool. I was the only person there for about an hour.
Two guys come to the pool after that. The one was extremely good looking the other was probably very goodlooking to some girls. He was the meathead muscle guy who's T-shirt, if he were wearing one, would have been 2 sizes too small. I would have guessed he would have been very impressed with himself in a conversation.
I was overhearing their conversation and was shocked by what I overheard:
Meathead: I don't why but he just won't buy her a ring yet.
Hotguy: They've been together a while.
Meathead: Yeah
Hotguy: Well you know once he goes there is going be a domino effect there are going to about 8 of them that go
Meathead: I remember when we sophomores and we were in class the one day and he said to me 'I hope I meet the love of my life this year'.
Hotguy:
Meathead: I hope it happens to me
Hotguy: Me too.
Now let me clairify that these two were in no way sarcastic or poking fun or sounding like their friend is entering into a ball and chain scenario. I was texting my friend that I was overhearing the funniest conversation, I've never heard guys talk like this! I figured they were an anomaly.
Enter 3 more guys all of the hot. They were not associated with the first 2.
Dark hair boy: Alicia came back to my room last night. NOTHING happened. (his tone was serious, not disappointed. More convincing.
Other two boys:
Dark hair boy: I didn't know she was seeing that Kevin. If I knew that I wouldn't have let her stay.
Shaved head boy: I think I knew that. I would have said something.
Then they went on and on about Alicia and Sarah and Katie. Not about sports or drinking or anything. and the conversation was never locker room talk. Always just telling a story. No one was busting anyone. Nothing. Weird
2 more guys come not as good looking they were friends with the first two.
The one says: Now I have to expose my fat
The other: Oh your not that bad. After the week you had its understandable all you've been eating was pizza and stromboli. You've been stressed out.
The one to the Hotguy: Yeah what about you. You look anorexic, eat something
Hotguy: I do eat. I just think eatings a waste of time. I'd rather be doing other things. I try to eat healthy all week and then on weekends I'm just whatever.
Where was I? What happend to guys who were committmentphobic and didn't want kids. Now they are all about marriage and family and all with one girl. And more and more girls are about not getting married don't know if they want kids and think that guys who want only them are smoothering them. Its weird this post-Sex and the City world.
Just a fun little story for everyone. When I was telling my friends they were like "what is wrong with them? We don't even talk like that and we're girls.

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Well, spread the word: We NEED to hear this stuff more often.
>>Well, spread the word: We NEED to hear this stuff more often. Women are losing hope all over the world because some men seem so heartless! <<
Yep. I agree.
I think knowing this stuff about the opposite sex helps us realize that we're all on the same team. We're all human, we have emotions, we have desires. It's ok to talk about it.
AJ, enjoying life with C.
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